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and noodles.

I'm going to think of it like Terminators 3-5. Not gonna see it.

Terminator 3 was the best

Don't tell me that! Here I've been, for 20 years convinced that T2 was as good as it got.

Okay, I guess I should check it out.

T3 is stupid.

Don't, it's shit. Watch Bloodrayne instead, at least that horrible movie shows Kristana Loken's tits.

Original Blade Runner is top 10 movies all time. The new one will almost certainly be terrible.

Movies have sucked for a while now and they're only going to keep getting worse. You can thank pussy-footing political correctness and blatant pandering to the rapidly growing Chinese market.

So you won't be lining up for Caddy Shack 3, with an all female cast and it's poker instead of golf?

"This place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ’em you’re Jewish."

2017 "This place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ’em you’re Jewish. Which is fine and brave of you, and they're evil monsters who need to be stopped."

Is that a joke? Are you joking?

It's a cinderella story here at Augusta. A gay black trans woman about to become the Masters Champion.

Looks like it'll be visually cool at least.

It's going to look great. The director is from the Ridley Scott/David Fincher school of striking visuals captured via dark cinematography. The latest trailer gives off more of a Hollywoodized vibe, which is concerning. They're going to kill the essence of the original classic if they go too far in making it palatable for the audiences who propel the current, milquetoast properties to massive success. Most truly great sci-fi films don't spoon-feed viewers or wear their desperation to please on their sleeves. I'm sure at some point there was a board room meeting where execs pondered what Marvel and Star Wars fans would be satisfied by from a continuation of BR.

Mixed thoughts. I'm actually a bit relieved that Scott handed the project to Denis Villeneuve. Scott's track record has been startlingly mediocre as of late. Robin Hood and Exodus were horrendous; Body of Lies and The Counselor were tepid; Prometheus is visually stunning garbage. Won't comment on The Martian (haven't seen it yet), but I find it telling that it's the only movie he's made in almost a decade that I heard good things about.

The trailer didn't have me going insane. I'll wait until I hear what people whose taste in movies I trust have to say about it.

I just watched Ghost in the Shell and as far as I can tell they're the exact same movie.

I don't know such stuff.

Posted this a while ago...I'm lazy

Holden: Yes. You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a...

Tits1000: Hold on holdonholdon. Which desert?

Holden: What?

Tits1000: What desert sniff dessurt?

Holden: Doesn't make any difference what desert... its completely hypothetical.

Tits1000: But how come I'd happen upon to be there.....then? At that time?

Holden: Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself...who knows. So you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you..

Tits1000: A tort, a tortoise. HAHA What's that?

Holden: Know what a turtle is?

Tits1000: Of course. To be honest with ya, I was just setting the table for the listeners, the lissnurrs, you ruined the bit.

.....and so on and so on and so on

Tits1000: My mother... I'll tell you about my mother!

It writes itself really.