*NEW* - Did Leslie Jones steal jokes from Norm MacDonald?

121  2017-05-12 by Ant_Sucks

65 comments

I swear if you were nearby I'd punch you in the face for making me sit through that coon. Bravo.

I disagree with your use of such course language. But there was quite a bit of hootin and hollerin.

Your use of such a derogatory term for an African American really detracts from the fact that she is an inferior specimen of human life, and should be eradicated.

"an inferior specimen of human life, that deserves to be eradicated"

So a nigger, then.

Now there's no need for threats!

I'm not watching the video, but yes

she looks like a less attractive yaphet kotto

http://imgur.com/a/fIQP4

If there are any basketball fans here, I just want to point out that Phil Jackson called Lebron James and his entourage, LJ's possee and he was called a racist. When Leslie talked about a possee, everyone cheered for the hoe. Dont downvote unless you suck big ol peckahs

what size is considered big? trying to decide if i should downvote.

anything bigger than 5.5

7*

not what my mom says

okay i downvoted thanks xox

All joking aside, the double standard that the language police have established for urban slang is pretty obnoxious. I read a story not too long ago about a civil rights activist being interviewed and he jokingly called the white reporter lady a "news nigga" and when she laughed and (stupidly) repeated it back he suddenly demanded that she be fired. And she was.

I now realize that any time someone says "all joking aside" they should be immediately killed.

That racist white bitch deserved to be fired. All joking aside, the civil rights activist that got her fired was also a white devil

It's really insane to me that the word "thug" is now considered racist. You can't say anything not positive about people darker or gayer than you without getting fired (Unless you're Ant)

"They"

ding ding ding!

And see? Not even supposed to use pronouns that might indict a certain group. Fuck everything.

Alright take it easy Cumia. We all agree with you.

And in the case from this story, the guy had just used the term "news niggas", referring to this middle aged white lady, she used the exact same phrase, again referring to herself, and he gets all uppity.

In these retarded PC speech rules, there is a sense in which I kind of understand someone losing their job when it's proven they used a racial slur either to someone's face to insult them, or just in general to describe a group in a demeaning way. I don't think it should happen, but at least there's an argument. But when you use the words in quotes to talk about the word as a concept, or even if you repeat something someone else said, and you have to use the word to actually get the full quote, and they still want the person's scalp (if they're white), then that's proof that it's not about racism, it's not about injustice, it's just trying to exercise the little bit of power they have to stick it to a white person.

No one thinks that lady is racist. No one, even the people firing her, even make that accusation that she's racist. That's why when you see stories like this, where the thought criminal didn't even use the word as an insult or pejorative but they still got fired, the people firing them don't even try to say they're being fired because they're racist; it's always shit like, "she displayed a clear lack of judgment in this case" or some bullshit like that.

So even by their own admission, this PC bullshit isn't about hunting down and rooting out the last 10 racist white people left in America, it's about scolding white people because "that's our word" and making sure white people all play by the same made up, bullshit rules that have nothing to do with logic.

I'm sure that after being so offended and traumatized that he was shaking, after being subjected to the disgusting verbal assault of hearing a 56 year old white woman repeat his own words back to him, in regards to herself, this brave young civil rights activist went on to listen to his favorite inspirational song, with lyrics like, "nigga nigga nigga nigga, I kilt dat fuckin nigga. Dat nigga fuck wit me, I shoot dat nigga in his fuckin face. Nigga nigga nigga nigga".

It wasn't a "civil rights activist" she was interviewing, it was some random guy she was asking for permission to use a video he had recorded. He called her a news nigga and she goes, "well, this 'news nigga' wants to use your video", or some awkward old lady shit like that. The best part was immediately after she said that, he goes "uh, miss, I need to speak to your manager". Like it's a fucking McDonalds. God nigs would be funny if they weren't such dangerous animals.

I really can't think of anything more cruel than tricking people into watching Leslie Jones' stand up. You, Sir, are a fucking monster.

That spook looks like Patrick Ewing at the end of a double overtime game. Please don't ever do that to me again.

woo woo girlfriend

It is an astoundingly awful and unrelatable comedy niche targeted towards garbage ghetto trash black women.

But, at least after sitting through it, were were treated to some Leslie Jones standup.

she straight up reminds me of mr hankey. just a talking piece of poo

She literally ooks her way through her stand up routine

Black people must see dis bitch as a literal Uncle Tom. Bet Mia Angelou would take a big shit in her mouth.

i would fuck leslie jones if she was 200 pounds lighter and a different skin color

Are you asking if niggers steal?

No, he's asking if they steal intellectual property in addition to all the physical.

"Intellectual" Ha!

Good one.

Black people think if you steal their idea, they can't have it anymore. Once you have an idea, if someone steals it, that's it, it's gone forever.

such a pretty lil lady right here.

http://imgur.com/a/eVi0F

Silly me, I was worried there might be racist comments in this thread.

Holy shit, she was doing that bit in 2010 and she is rich and famous. That would have been considered hack stereotypical bad black comedy in the 80's.

Lotta white people in here tonite

This is really real

I ain't like da brothas, I eat da coochie

My man up front he laughin

She's glistening.

If some guy was trying to act black and did exactly what Leslie Jones was doing, my racist ass would tell him to take it down a notch

I would throw the word uppity in there somewhere

No but seriously why are niggers allowed to live. We need to stand up and murder these apes. They actually have the nerve to think they are human.

I wish we could just kill them all infront of their monkey families. then kill the monkey families too. God dammit I fucking hate these ape niggers.

Your phone crapped out

I can't help but think you're some sort of SJW with a chip on your shoulder trying to get this sub in trouble.

Wassat?

Sports and music would start to suck.

Dude we'd still have the chicken dance and the hokey pokey.

and metal

God I hate you so much.

Norm can only aspire to reach that level of comedic genius.

she laughin cause she know

But seriously black folk, beat yo kids!

The delivery is so bad. I lasted 5 seconds into her bit.

I propose fat whale headed cunt Sherrod Small lifted the gist of Norm's premise here.

She's the female equivalent of Dave Chapelle in Dr. Dollitle.

Straight up greasy like a bunch of fried chicken y'all - RACISM (y'all racist)

oh shit LOL

I wanted to really analyze and give my opinion, but I had to tap out 10 seconds after it switched to Leslie.

WHERE MY GAYS AT!!!

Jesus fuck....I sat through that entire thing.....Fuck you

I hate you. felt like that last scene i was watching Natgeo

Went from funny to ....

ALL DUH HOME GURRRZ INNUH HOUSEEE, WHO DONN NEED NOO MAN, YU GOT A JOB, YU GOIN TUH SCHOOOOOO, AN YU DONN NEED NOOOOO BODY HANDLE YO BIDNESS, MAKE SUM NOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

YEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

AAARRRRUUH ARUH ARUH ARUH ARUH WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AAAAABAADOOOOOO

BR'R'R'R'R'R'R'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Lmao that quote from dj kool

Brilliant video though, you should have ended it explaining that she is an ugly unfunny beast just to hit the point home. White men like us will get the joke, but it will be lost on..... the others.

Them.

Not only that, she jumped up and down on Norm's Samsonite luggage.

Well done.

That second clip from the new Planet of the Apes movie, showing what will happen to stand-up when they take over?

Dick.

First one of these that's been any good

I tapped out at "homegirls"

I'm tired of Black people appropriating White culture. White people invented the microphone, white people invented tv

--Anthony Cumia, Black Guy.

She stole a lot from Ronald McDonald

"Intellectual" Ha!

Good one.

and metal