I know he's ugly, losing his hair etc but his colour/pallor is that of someone on their last legs. He should consult a physician for blood work at the least.
Jim - "What's it like when another well-muscled gentleman has you pinned down, is choking you and his sweat is dripping on the back of your head and you can feel his hard, muscular body against yours? Do you ever get har...I mean, nervous?"
Also, the fact the Wrestlemania was outdoors and in Florida this year was probably the longest Sam has spent in actual daylight in years, and his skin tone did not change one shade.
The first year of a kids life is rough as fuck, and knowing how much of a fucking manchild Sam is, he was totally unprepared for the amount of stress, responsibility and pressure that comes with being a father.
I'm 34, Sam's age, have a 2 year old son, work 60 hours a week and (while I'm not the handsomest guy in the world) I don't look anything like that. Didn't lose any hair since my kid was born, don't have the skin tone of a corpse. But then I have a balanced diet and work out.
Having a kid is a lot of responsibility and work but I love it. Not to sound like a mushy faggot but coming home and having my boy yell "Daddy" when he hears the door open and run to me is the best part of my day. Hopefully it'll get better for Sam.
If he thinks its hard now, just wait until the mistakes that he makes start to take effect and ruin his kid. He's gonna be like Ant, driving aimlessly at night to avoid coming home to a broken household.
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n/a McGowan9 2017-05-11
I know he's ugly, losing his hair etc but his colour/pallor is that of someone on their last legs. He should consult a physician for blood work at the least.
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-05-11
I hope he gets a false negative
n/a MushroomFacedAsshole 2017-05-11
Pat Barry stole all his melanin
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-05-11
They all look Non-binary
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-05-11
Did you just assume their gender.
n/a GraveJ 2017-05-11
Another MMA guy? How have they got any questions left to ask these fucking people...?
n/a McGowan9 2017-05-11
Jim - "What's it like when another well-muscled gentleman has you pinned down, is choking you and his sweat is dripping on the back of your head and you can feel his hard, muscular body against yours? Do you ever get har...I mean, nervous?"
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-11
It's almost like Sam is becoming self-aware to how bad it's become.
n/a Tlk619 2017-05-11
From a steady diet of Snapple and Chicken Tenders im guessing
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-05-11
Also, the fact the Wrestlemania was outdoors and in Florida this year was probably the longest Sam has spent in actual daylight in years, and his skin tone did not change one shade.
n/a McGowan9 2017-05-11
You don't think existing on a diet of processed foods and sugary drinks is a sensible way to fuel yourself?
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-11
Is it possible to contract type III beetus'?
n/a Toss__Pot 2017-05-11
or type III blackness? oh no, thats congenital
n/a Tlk619 2017-05-11
I dont think so sir. That plus sickle cell
n/a teelrb 2017-05-11
I thought primates were herbivores.
n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-05-11
we got Bald Opie, Big Amy, and now Sick Sam
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-05-11
can someone get word to Bobo to put up a gofundme for Sam's liver transplant?
n/a ScoobyDoo4U2 2017-05-11
That's what a newborn and failing marriage will do to you.
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-05-11
The first year of a kids life is rough as fuck, and knowing how much of a fucking manchild Sam is, he was totally unprepared for the amount of stress, responsibility and pressure that comes with being a father.
And the best part is it gets even worse
n/a McGowan9 2017-05-11
I'm 34, Sam's age, have a 2 year old son, work 60 hours a week and (while I'm not the handsomest guy in the world) I don't look anything like that. Didn't lose any hair since my kid was born, don't have the skin tone of a corpse. But then I have a balanced diet and work out.
Having a kid is a lot of responsibility and work but I love it. Not to sound like a mushy faggot but coming home and having my boy yell "Daddy" when he hears the door open and run to me is the best part of my day. Hopefully it'll get better for Sam.
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-05-11
Your son also yells daddy to me when I go to your house...but for totally different reasons.
n/a McGowan9 2017-05-11
You've got a lot of heart, Sir.
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-05-11
But seriously good luck with fatherhood..kids drool, adults rule!
n/a McGowan9 2017-05-11
Thanks. I'll be fine. You're ok, pal.
n/a McGowan9 2017-05-11
kids drool, adults rule!
The opening salvo of Joe Cumia's manifesto.
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-05-11
Keep your child away from Joe Cumia, he is a sick man.
n/a McGowan9 2017-05-11
He certainly is. If I ever see that sick degenerate hanging out in the same playground as my kid is in, I'll gladly cave his skull in with a rock.
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-05-11
Mushy faggot.
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-05-11
If he thinks its hard now, just wait until the mistakes that he makes start to take effect and ruin his kid. He's gonna be like Ant, driving aimlessly at night to avoid coming home to a broken household.
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-05-11
3/4 of the people in that photo look like Jim Norton.
n/a DaveNone 2017-05-11
He contracted AIDS from using Jimmy's microphone.
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-05-11
Probably stressing over who's going to be the next WWE world champion.
n/a nigforagua 2017-05-11
He'd look better if he'd just shave that half-a-chia-pet mop
n/a McGowan9 2017-05-11
It's debatable. I agree but I showed my old lady a picture of Sam (she's sick of this shit already) and said, "He should shave his head, right?"
Her answer - "It wouldn't make much of a difference. He'd probably look worse."
Sam's fucked either way.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-05-11
So what's the solution here, a wig maybe?
n/a xyniphis 2017-05-11
That's not a wig?
n/a Marathon_Man_3k 2017-05-11
He's an Australopithecus or at the very least Homo Erectus. Not the same DNA as us.
n/a MaxKawalski 2017-05-11
Dude!
n/a BaggySpandex 2017-05-11
He's legitimately gray.
n/a strappingyoungladdie 2017-05-11
It's called never having any vitamins or nutrients in your body for 35 years.
n/a kelsec 2017-05-11
Holy fuck the comments in this thread.
Peckahs :)
n/a dfuller39 2017-05-11
Trying to actually be a man while taking care of a kid and being head of a talk show but turning into Opie 2.0 is taking it's toll on Samuel.
n/a salmon_fillet 2017-05-11
If i'm not mistaken, the boy has sickle cell anemia
n/a fingerrockets 2017-05-11
Looks like he caught progeria again. Dumb mac and me looking motherfucker.
n/a not_copomash 2017-05-11
He knows his show is horrible.
n/a Yakovpiscopo 2017-05-11
Do those people all work in a Marshalls?
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-05-11
Make A Wish Wish Wish Wish
n/a Peckahnator 2017-05-11
I'm glad I dropepd this shit show a while ago. These guys are lost on their own.
n/a MaxKawalski 2017-05-11
I think he's a big piece of trash. Long live Steve C.
n/a Billyassman 2017-05-11
HIV reunion.
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-05-11
Keep your child away from Joe Cumia, he is a sick man.
n/a MaxKawalski 2017-05-11
Dude!
n/a Toss__Pot 2017-05-11
or type III blackness? oh no, thats congenital