He dresses like he works at hot topic.

Yea guys, stop making fun of him, he doesn't like it.

Metzger looks like a Serbian war criminal who charged through a Srebrenica mosque with an AK.

sounds like a pretty good guy when you put it that way.

You guys should consider a career in writing. Oh wait, never mind. AHAHAHAHA Try to Get a life above ground and away from your parents.

so are you having fund pretending to be kurt metzger? i tried aping your cohost on reddit, but my opposable thumbs got in the way.

This can't be the real Kurt Metzger he doesn't associate with civilians.

Fuck Private Metzger.

*Bosnian war criminal, Serbs remove kebabs they're on your side.

At least one of you has a couple grand in the bank.

He's getting so much fatter, he is starting to grow skin over the HT clothes. I think thats what he means.

Teenagers in the '90s dressed like they were in Sonic Youth, not Powerman 5000.

Jay was pushing thirty when kids started wearing the stupid shit he does.

After graduating from Pokemon

I think some of you are forgetting that the year 2000 is coming up on 20 years ago. It's very plausible that he was in his late teens when the garbage he now wears was catching on.

Yeah, he was probably around 20 or close. People forget the early 90's and late 90's were as close together as they are, because it didn't feel like it. Now that I'm older, four years feels like nothing. As a kid in the 90's, it was an eternity.

he even gets his hair cut like he shops at hot topic.

he dresses like a 2005 emo. fat mall kid.

Theres nothing wrong with long hair, loose fitting jeans and t shirts.

There is something wrong with kate+8s next haircut, fingerless(self cut) gloves, and a wallet chain(doesnt own a motorcyle) and being 40.

Love seeing him live, live his comedy, but his look is 2edgy4me.

He wears baggy pants with random zippers and chains for aesthetic means only. And a bleach top haircut that I had similar in 6th grade.

I wish he would've dumped the bleach down his gullet.

If it was part of the bit, AD Clay in the leather jacket, that would be one thing. It's just embarrassing in this case.

Jay looks like he rage cries to Korn songs about mean parents. But TBF Luis in his Eminem circa Recovery outfit is coming close.

He dresses like a fat kid nu-metal fan who hates his stepdad.

On a recent LOS Luis was imitating Christine's awful voice and laugh. You could tell it really pissed Jay off. It was refreshing to hear somebody from Jay's camp acknowledge how terrible she is on mic. If she appeared on LOS even a little I would instantly unsubscribe. She is the Bonfire killer.

She put out the bonfire get it

I don't get it.

Luis worked at Hot Topic. He would know.

He is such an awful shit precious person.

After graduating from Pokemon

She put out the bonfire get it