Ask her if I can borrow money! I love her writing by the way. How does she pack all the hilarious humor of a 30 second Geico commercial out into 90 minute spaces.
The Tribe only trusts its own. That's why the Tribe keeps putting out repetitive dreck. Let the silver screen bombs accumulate, let the money get wasted... maybe someday, someone else will get a chance at producing something that DOESN'T suck.
Women don't tell stories; they simply relay their cataloguing of events, and they relay them regardless of how dull or interesting those events were, and they do so without the benefit of an editor.
As storytellers, women are somewhere between black people and retarded.
Blacks are the avatar of story tellers. They use a lot of language to make their shitty stories seem amazing.
A spade could talk about missing a bus and make it seem like a fantastic story, but once you cut through the bullshit it's still a story about missing the bus
You're exactly right, down to the subject matter, and there's video proof of it.
Watch the CQ/Mario Joyner episode of Seinfeld's car/coffee show. It starts off with just Jerry and Colin, and it's going great. It's funny, breezy, dare I say charming, intelligent, getting ready to go existential.......
Then Joyner, who was late (leave it alone!), showed up and completely torpedoed the episode with a long, pointless story about an argument he witnessed between a bus driver and a passenger (I think that was the story; I zoned out).
It's the racial-reverse equivalent of Tits cutting off a Patrice rap, and no less infuriating. We were getting ready to have a time, and this black dunce with his shitty non-story ruined it for everybody.
A Teresa Heinz Kerry joke isn't a story. For every Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, and Patrice, there are 10,000 Wanda Sykes, flappin' their gums about some retarded bullshit, with no payoff whatsoever.
Ham-burger!
Do you have one black author or screenwriter in your top 20 books or movies?
I think it's unfair that Paul Feig took all the blame for Ghostbusters. This woman wrote a joke of a script, as a man hating lesbian, it's no surprise how it turned out. If the movie had been a success, everyone would be praising her. But since it's a disaster, she avoided taking any blame.
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n/a NumeroOtto 2017-05-11
now thats a lady who knows comedy
n/a David_Tosk 2017-05-11
She may not be funny, but I do find her goodlooking.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-05-11
I wouldn't mind fucking her guts out, if you know what I'm getting at.
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-11
no i don't
n/a LCFlowers 2017-05-11
I too find myself lost
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-05-11
That's all that really matters for women anyway.
n/a just_a_mean_person 2017-05-11
I'd frig her with my pecker.
n/a GWARscientist 2017-05-11
FAWK YEAH! Dip pole in that bitch n shiznit!
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-05-11
fawkin zooted
n/a altuniverseyou 2017-05-11
Jesus you guys will really drill down to find someone to hate.
n/a bonerang 2017-05-11
In this case I found a blonde I would to drill with a penchant for penning shitty films.
n/a altuniverseyou 2017-05-11
The Heat is funny.
n/a InHell1979 2017-05-11
One rough jem (if it can even be called that), among the sea of her SHITTY output. Check her IMDB, champ.
n/a MattMattMatthew 2017-05-11
You're a sexist pig. Quantity over quality is the true feminist way.
n/a altuniverseyou 2017-05-11
I know her fairly well through the UCB (yes, I'm one of those cunts). She's rich as can be and doesn't give a single fuck.
n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-05-11
Wahh stop making fun of my friend she doesn't give a single fuck just like the Opster
n/a altuniverseyou 2017-05-11
LOL make fun of her all you want. This movie looks like shit and I'm sure it will bomb.
n/a InHell1979 2017-05-11
How do you mean? Doesn't give a fuck about critics, or doesn't give a fuck about putting out good work?
And what kind of rich are we talking about? Born or made?
n/a breadmoccasin 2017-05-11
Ask her if I can borrow money! I love her writing by the way. How does she pack all the hilarious humor of a 30 second Geico commercial out into 90 minute spaces.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-05-11
"'"Why have artistic integrity and industry respect when you can have a bag of cash from mediocrity? - Kate Dippold" -Sam Roberts' - Gregg Hughes"
n/a altuniverseyou 2017-05-11
Okay.
n/a SquamateSquadmate 2017-05-11
The part where DeNiro mercy kills Danny Trejo by shooting him in the face was kinda humorous, I guess? But I wouldn't call it 'funny.'
n/a Welfare_Warrior 2017-05-11
It's a gift
n/a darklydreamingdayln 2017-05-11
I'd like to dip my pole into her pussy ass and mouth, in that order.
n/a zenicaone 2017-05-11
you were working real hard on this one?
n/a darklydreamingdayln 2017-05-11
Look fawkface, I was never supposed to be da funniest guy in the room. I... steer the ship.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-05-11
Equality
n/a alternative_faps 2017-05-11
The Tribe only trusts its own. That's why the Tribe keeps putting out repetitive dreck. Let the silver screen bombs accumulate, let the money get wasted... maybe someday, someone else will get a chance at producing something that DOESN'T suck.
n/a stevex42 2017-05-11
Woman ruin everything they get their hands into. They ruined farts. Farts aren't funny anymore because of women!
n/a Frankwasbetter 2017-05-11
Like most women who tell a story, long and without a point.
n/a joomommyhappy 2017-05-11
Women don't tell stories; they simply relay their cataloguing of events, and they relay them regardless of how dull or interesting those events were, and they do so without the benefit of an editor.
As storytellers, women are somewhere between black people and retarded.
n/a The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-05-11
My bitch own ketchup.
Black people are wonderful storytellers
n/a SWIMsfriend 2017-05-11
Blacks are the avatar of story tellers. They use a lot of language to make their shitty stories seem amazing.
A spade could talk about missing a bus and make it seem like a fantastic story, but once you cut through the bullshit it's still a story about missing the bus
n/a The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-05-11
Easy bobo
n/a joomommyhappy 2017-05-11
You're exactly right, down to the subject matter, and there's video proof of it.
Watch the CQ/Mario Joyner episode of Seinfeld's car/coffee show. It starts off with just Jerry and Colin, and it's going great. It's funny, breezy, dare I say charming, intelligent, getting ready to go existential.......
Then Joyner, who was late (leave it alone!), showed up and completely torpedoed the episode with a long, pointless story about an argument he witnessed between a bus driver and a passenger (I think that was the story; I zoned out).
It's the racial-reverse equivalent of Tits cutting off a Patrice rap, and no less infuriating. We were getting ready to have a time, and this black dunce with his shitty non-story ruined it for everybody.
n/a joomommyhappy 2017-05-11
A Teresa Heinz Kerry joke isn't a story. For every Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, and Patrice, there are 10,000 Wanda Sykes, flappin' their gums about some retarded bullshit, with no payoff whatsoever.
Ham-burger!
Do you have one black author or screenwriter in your top 20 books or movies?
n/a ropieandranthory 2017-05-11
I'd stick it in her slimer
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-05-11
It's been a few months since that whole debacle, so we've kind of forgotten how truly awful the new Ghostbusters movie was.
It was awful.
n/a glyde69 2017-05-11
She grew up one town over from me. Same age. Some common friends.
LOSER!!
n/a InHell1979 2017-05-11
she was? Apparently she's rich? How old?
n/a glyde69 2017-05-11
37-38 ish.
n/a HierophantGreen 2017-05-11
I think it's unfair that Paul Feig took all the blame for Ghostbusters. This woman wrote a joke of a script, as a man hating lesbian, it's no surprise how it turned out. If the movie had been a success, everyone would be praising her. But since it's a disaster, she avoided taking any blame.
n/a InHell1979 2017-05-11
No I agree: I believe in credit when credit is due. Hence why I made this post...
However: I blame Sony and the fruits over there that run it more than anyone else involved in this picture.