I think it's fine to be out of shape, but either promote being OK with being overweight, or don't. You can't promote the whole "be OK with yourself" but also try to be a Photoshopped model on the cover of magazines wearing sexy outfits. If you don't pick one or the other, you come off as a very insecure, insincere person.
Don’t have access to a Helix? No worries. Pasternak, says you can put two towels underneath your feet and slide side to side on a hardwood floor to mimic the movement of the machine.
Don't have access to health insurance? No worries. Pasternak, says you can sell a kidney to repair your torn groin muscle.
8,000 calories per day
Cheese-steaks
Choc & Peanut Butter Milkshakes, thrice daily
Deep fried twinkies -
--glazed in a coca-cola / beef juice reduction--
Diet Coke
A Full leg of Pork - to be eaten like a Viking
It's an impossible job. I should have never taken it. The bitch just keeps eating and eating. When I tell her to cut back, she just calls me a chauvinist pig.
16 comments
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-05-10
A lot of fatty arm workouts I see... Good to know.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-10
The trainer claims she was an "aerobics instructor" as one of her jobs before she became famous. Holy shit.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-10
Isn't that job title terrible for business?
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-05-10
It's like calling yourself Charlie Sheen's AA sponsor.
n/a CookieHaid 2017-05-10
HEALTH.com?!?
n/a UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-05-10
It won't get rid of that alcohol bloat though
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-05-10
come on, now they're just fuckin with us; trying to see how far they can stretch the lie.
Removing the nutritional info from her treats and calling in sick to work everyday?
n/a ThePittWolf 2017-05-10
What do you mean her personal trainer? What is she training? Her Stomach?
n/a WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2017-05-10
All that training and she still looks like a dump truck.
n/a iSOBigD 2017-05-10
I think it's fine to be out of shape, but either promote being OK with being overweight, or don't. You can't promote the whole "be OK with yourself" but also try to be a Photoshopped model on the cover of magazines wearing sexy outfits. If you don't pick one or the other, you come off as a very insecure, insincere person.
n/a firmretention 2017-05-10
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-05-10
Personal train, er.
n/a DryTeeth 2017-05-10
I'll take a stab at her meal plan:
8,000 calories per day Cheese-steaks Choc & Peanut Butter Milkshakes, thrice daily Deep fried twinkies - --glazed in a coca-cola / beef juice reduction-- Diet Coke A Full leg of Pork - to be eaten like a Viking
n/a The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-05-10
n/a Billyassman 2017-05-10
Her PR machine is working overtime.
n/a Throwaway98709860 2017-05-10
All his previous clients were elephants