he's retweeting local crime reports now

7  2017-05-09 by [deleted]

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He needs to embrace his people. He'll feel a lot better, like Fez Wha..oh wait, nevermind....

They spelled "Keith" wrong.

uh good one.

I thought this was Pat Dixon's gig?

Anthony Cumia was sexually molested in his youth. This was only the beginning of the turmoil that plagued his life. He went on to smoke crack with his mother, sell crack with his brother, endure the abuse of his alcoholic father, and insist on displaying/ogling his mothers breasts. Eventually he dropped out of high school. Struggling to find gainful employment, he was destined to be a low level labourer. He struck the lottery when he teamed up with a dim witted radio DJ and a perverted comedian. Stumbling upon millions he began boozing nightly. All the while, blowing his money on such things as weapons, compulsive gambling, drugs, large dinosaur statues and an entourage of hanger-ons. His well of luck ran dry when he fought a woman in the street for exposing his sexual deviance. In subsequent years, he was plagued by pills and legal trouble. Sent to prison for biting and strangling a young mentally disabled woman. One of many troubled youth that he has attempted to groom into sex pets. Anthony Cumia is a nigger.