Finally! Something different for a change...

She was just on a few weeks ago, sigh.

I know, but that interview left so many unanswered questions.

What the fuck, she was just in. Holy fuck, this show needs to be firebombed.

One called thug rose. Oh wait, that's her.

They had that tranny porn star twice in a year and Jim literally asked the exact same questions both times.

What were you thinking when you register that user handle?

Female combat sports are gross.

And just quite silly frankly. "World champions" who would be beaten senseless by teenage boys.

But rogan said Rhonda could be the greatest pound for pound fighter, male or female, the world has ever seen

He also repeated a totally not made up story about how she beat up 5 guys all by herself in a cinema. He didn't cry that time though.

And that cinema? Albert Einstein.

People also claim that she is hot, even though she looks like a stocky pitbull dyke when standing next to an average female.

I was going to say Sloth from The Goonies.

You just haven't seen her in her prime. You can't tell me you wouldn't want to hit the showers with this hottie

http://img.mixedmartialarts.com/method=get&s=ronda-rousey-09-24-12-12-58-44-600.jpg

Chris gnarly

Certainly not Joe's best moment. Joe bought into Dana's hype.

He also brought in onnits hype huh

WORLD CLASS STRIKER ::starts crying::

That's a bold statement.

Not really. Professional womens teams are easily beaten by high school boys teams in most sports, Serena and Venus Williams were both beaten back to back by a drunk man ranked lower than 200 in the world after he had played golf in the morning, there is no reason to believe fighting would be any exception. It may actually be much worse when you consider the damage they would take from someone much stronger than them.

Good lord, I never heard that story but this dude's nonchalance makes it even better.

http://nesn.com/2014/01/u-s-womens-olympic-hockey-team-preparing-for-sochi-games-by-playing-boys-high-school-teams-in-new-england/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3609949/Matildas-lose-7-0-Newcastle-Jets-15s-Rio-Olympics-warm-up.html

Ronnie B used to tell a story about how they got their frail intern with no boxing experience to beat a pro female boxer after a couple weeks of training. He made it sound like a beatdown.

Female combat sports are gross.

Jimmy?

Anthony?

Indeed.

Watching women fight is hilarious I don't care if it's a shitty world star hip hop video shot in portrait mode or UFC I find it amusing

Chicks on Worldstar fights always piss themselves too, which is an added bonus.

People always talk about how certain fighters are hot and I never see it. They just seem manly to me.

I think Paige Vanzant is cute, and Gina Carano used to be hot until her head got all big.

I've seen a lot of female UFC fights that were among the best fights of the entire card.

I bet she has to diet and train and it's tough. Do you think she's a problem? I'd like a woman to dominate me.

Jim :Do your feet smell after training ??

No, Jim wouldn't ask a question without giving an a, b or c option at the end. It would be more like...

Do you smell your feet after you work out or do you hop right into the shower or do you go about your day?

No, no, no. That's not it.

It'd be

Jim: Wow you smell really good!

UFC person: Thank you!

Jim: What kind of perfume are you wearing. FUCK that smells good. Hey what do your feet smell like after training.

I haven't been this excited for a comedy morning talkshow since Sam and Jim talked to the female wrestler about her crippling depression.

I wonder if Morton will tell self depreciating jokes about being a zilch who can't protect his girl and allude to being gay! Oh boy that would be a riot!

Classic Jim Morton!

He prefers James

Wasn't that also Rose?

I wonder if she suffers from anxiety and had a not so great up bringing. It will definitely help if she suffered from abuse for many years

Did you guess that? http://prommanow.com/2014/11/06/rose-namajunas-talks-tuf-20-win-opens-up-about-abuse-video/

She's a pretty messed up person. Might actually be interesting.

fuaaaaawwwwwk yeah

She trains a lot too.

I don't know.

We'll need Jim and Sam to get to the bottom of this.

Here's their findings: "She's a problem."

I came to say this. You beat me to it.

/* doffs Panera Bread cap *

She's the bald dikey chick that Jim wants to fuck

Pretty sure 90% 50% of this sub could beat her up

That's what's great about female MMA fighters. They'd all get their faces shattered by an average chain smoking electrician.

Well no, the absolute worst dogshit UFC fighters are still godlike in their endurance and skill compared to the toughest most hardcore shitbags in your city or prison or dockworkers toiling away in off-book buffalo wild wings smokers, no matter how bad they may look in boring decision fests

WMMA's development and the physicality is definitively childlike compared to men's of course, but the amount of technique training that any actual MMA pro puts in is basically an unfathomable advantage versus civilians

Yeah, I'm still pretty positive that a 5-foot nothing dyke who doesn't eat ice cream would still get killed by an average man.

an average man like an internet forum or twitter poster/amateur photographer?? This ain't your show!

I said man, not queer.

don't see how that's relevant in this case

What about an alcoholic tin knocker?

I'd like to smash her in the face just because of her pathetic little titties.

Daaaamn that bitch gotta /u/killahkuhn nose.

Youre giving 50% of this sub 100% too much credit

Jim "are you a sub or a dom"

Rose, what is she like a flower or sumthin? tss.

Shut the fuck up, Chip.

Actually that could be a very interesting guest.

Jim and Sam rarely interview professional fighters and these are known to generally be very insightful, talkative and humorous.

YOU GUYZ DON'T UNDERSTAND AUDIENCES LIKE WE DO. HER UFC YOUTUBE VIDEOS GET LITERALLY TENS OF THOUSANDS OF VIEWS. THIS IS HOW YOU BUILD AUDIENCES, YOU SMALL MINDED ZIPPOS.

PS. I have never finished an entire turkey sandwich.

tss im.more of a groucho or sumthin

Look, Sam's got a family to fed and she'll bring in 300k youtube views. They can't afford to be charitable and have someone like Colin Quinn in.

UFC fighters do interview with no view all the time tho

"Look, man. Lots of people are fans of the UFC and there's a Pay Per View this weekend so the fighters are out promoting and when Roland offers them to us, what do you expect us to do? I get that it's not everybody's thing, but it's also not like we have fighters on every day. "

• Jim, probably

Even when I have 4+ hours of driving to do on a weekend, I don't even consider downloading their show. It's not even worth the time it takes to create a fake email and sign up for a free trial account.

Can't wait to hear Jim confess to her how he cheated on his diet and pigged out by eating a handful of salted almonds over the weekend.

Jim considers that his in to get a date with her.

I hope Jim offends her in some way and Pat Barry comes in and kicks him into a coma.

I wonder if he'll mention his lack of workouts due to his sore little elbows.

The struggle is real.

Or he used a hand sanitizer and had to turn in his badge to AA

those had a smoke flavoring on them, sir. nice try, dough.

Jesus H Christ, not another one of these robots

Humor Black Holes

Haha yeah

I'd Fuck her

AGOOOSHHH

Just think of the numbers that the YouTube video will get.

All those new listeners!!

Thank God, she was so lively and interesting last time.

wasn't she on like a month ago?

I rather listen to a UFC interview than about him eating dinosaur chicken nuggets.

Now he has an excuse to combine his "Did you get into a lot of fights growing up?" and "Were you hit on a lot growing up?" questions.

She was just on. Fuck this show

That is boring and repetitive. and also dumb and gay.

I actively wish I could have smothered Dana White in his crib just to keep this from happening.

We also get to hear Jim's insightful social commentary

"We all like to..."

She is boring as hell to listen to.

https://twitter.com/rosenamajunas/status/862077752245145600

She looks like a 14 year old boy.

Chris gnarly

The struggle is real.