his ocd probably lessened after seeing Jess' vagina open up to about ten times its size and see edgar, blue and attached to a cord, fall out of her cooch. And she probably shit all over the floor.

He's gotta be autistic. His sensitivity to food textures and his childhood obsession with wrestling carrying into adulthood, mother coddling him to shelter him from the cruel real world....he probably wears a hockey helmet to bed.

That would explain the haircut

What a fucking mentally ill jackass Sam is. I think I hate him more than Opie....is that blasphemy?

I never met blasphemy so I can't speak on behalf of the man, but he's probably not as gay as opie or sam

boo

Hate to be literal goo, but if blasphemy was a name it would be capitalized.

Sam was always a douche, where as we were suppsoed to like Opie for a long time. Sam isn't falling from a high place, so your emotions towards him shouldn't be too extreme either.

I liked him in Jocktobers, when his smarm actually improved the program. Otherwise, his smarm comes back to reality, cause it's the product of being a mommy's boy nobody

To think this retard used to make fun of other interns lol

I think Sam at least acknowledges his mental illness and tells stories like these with an ounce of self awareness, fully prepared to take a beating.

Opie tells stories that are supposed to make him seem cool, and then when someone in the room points out his obvious psychosis, the Gregshells commence. Fuck Opie.

He made sure to call his wife right away to talk about how he ate almost all of the turkey sandwich...Just Like A Real Big Boy!

She's Jewish. There isn't a manley jew outside of Isreal. And the women there are more manley than US Jewish men as well.

Sam married into Judaism? This explains a lot.

He probably shows her his poops for positive reinforcement.

"Jess.. I had a four on the Bristol scale!"

she had to have suddenly realized, "my god... my infant son is more of a man than my husband."

Incest is the last thing that gene pool needs more of

She said "That's great honey!" and then went right back to getting plowed by their muscular black downstairs neighbor.

Not to defend the twerp but I'm pretty sure his mom munchausened the shit out of him.

True, but that doesn't make me want him dead any less.

I envision Sams mom being like Delores Umbridge from Harry Potter with her fake sweetness that hides unimaginable malice.

Oh, pinging /u/Guinness525 he's gonna love this reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3k3RNxWIPg

He says "and I ate almost all of it" as if that were an interesting detail that would save his failing story

Jim should have murdered him. Strangely Jim has become more of a loser than his fat loser persona of the past. Sam is de-evolving by the day. Soon he will be bald and throwing chicken nuggets at a giant black rectangular rock.

Devolving is a word, stupid.

You internet trolls are so quick to mock and poke fun at Sammy's accomplishments.

Have any of you ever eaten a turkey sandwich? Of course none of you cowardly pricks have. Grow the balls to eat a basic turkey sandwich yourself and then maybe you wouldn't come across as such hypocritical pieces of shit

It's these civilians and their civilian sandwiches.

i mean this shiznit even had aioli on it like a muh

I've never even attempted to eat three quarters of one.

Its just a rather severe case of arrested development probably supplemented by being spoiled rotten by Mom. Hence Kids menu. Wrestling obsession. If having a child of his own does not make hm knock this shit off, nothing will.

I'd bet he's never once been in a position where he was actually hungry and had no other options but something he doesn't want to eat. And didn't know when he might get to eat again. Go through that once and all of a sudden a whole new world of delicious food is opened up to your palette.

Ok Mr. Africa

This is ironic...

Africans don't have iron yet. Only mud and sticks.

Mud can be very tasty with zebra piss to spice it up. It's no turkey sandwich but it works in a pinch.

boo to both you faggots

whaddaya a ghost or sumptin? tsss

Well, either have I frankly, so let's not get too dramatic . You don't have to be starving in order to learn how to eat like a fucking human adult.

I'd feel better if I knew he had to spend a week with nothing but local tribal "goat" meat to sustain himself with though.... sometimes people need to learn the hard way.

We don't know anything about how funny or interesting a turkey sandwiche is since we don't work in the entertainment industry

with a lot of what they do, i'd agree. but a part of me thinks that somebody stumbling across this conversation between two grown men would be so shocked that they have to keep listening to see what kind of a tool would say that.

I don't know how they expect to get NEW fans with garbage like this.

No,They said they expect to get new listeners by having on men who pretend to hit each other, and tattooed "problems" who roll around on the floor cuddling.

Jim's elephant man comments were funny.

I think Sam is trying to make his fussy/neurotic eating an ongoing bit. It seems to borrow from Stern's OCD/Diet talk of the late 90's.

Sam's what, a 40 year old man with child and I can't believe how well "fussy" describes him.

It's a great word and needs to be used more.

what a huge faggot

He represents the autists for eating chicken fingers though. I can't hate on that.

It's getting to the point where if I hear the show before checking this sub, I already know "Welp, THAT'S gonna be a thread..."

Its the first sandwich that didn't have mother's milk soaked in it.

If he's proud of eating some lettuce and a quarter of a tomato then I hope Sam has chronic constipation for the rest of his life. That would make me smile.

Colon cancer is imminent with that kind of processed diet.

It's mind-blowing to me that this man has a wife and child.

don't be jell.

Ironic because had a turkey sandwich while jess was in a bull sandwhich when he called.

He thinks it makes him quirky and interesting. It'd be an okay break if they brought it up every 6 months instead of this often.

(I'm just assuming they bring it up often, I don't listen to this shit)

I hate this show. I listened to about 1 hour total and can't believe Sam thinks he's a radio host.

And I feel sorry for yimmy having to deal with it.

I couldn't believe he was proud of that.

I couldn't help but yell at my radio, what a fag.

you're all fucking losers for caring

https://youtu.be/PP-TtNj1y0c?t=3634

"chip chipperson cartoon is on riotcast.com"

this proves that jim has zero intention of making the cartoon. hes offering a half assed podcast as a make good instead.

You can't say he has zero intention of making it when he's already released multiple episodes. And secondly this doesn't prove literally anything except that Jim confused the word podcast and cartoon in the clip.

Jim admitted on the show that he stole the money. /s

norton defense force 1/2

I think he said he was looking to animate parts of the podcast like how HBO did with Ricky/Steve/Karl @ XfM

norton defense force 2/2

Sam sits to pee = faggot millennial

We dont want him. He is an ugly troll monster. He is the older brother of a millennial. The less successful older brother who still watches wrestling

It's easy and fun to mock Sam, but for an ocd creep that's a serious accomplishment.

Jimmy seems pretty disinterested with Sam's turkey sandwich on a plane story.

I know these days Anthony is a racist yelling at clouds, but compare his personal stories on O&A to Sam's turkey sandwich story. Sam really is just a hard working intern who somehow landed a show.

Wtf is this? R/Donald Trolls? Anthony is a sad old man more in common with Opie. I suspect anthony hasn't gone out with Jim and that would be due to jealousy. (Hopefully not a longwinded rant)

It went on and on. Holy shit.

You could easily find the DNA of 10 Mexicans on any given turkey sandwich.

This show is fucking gay.

I know you are but what am I

You know i'm pretty sure sammy boy knew he'd get a beating for this.

Fucking faggot expected anyone to react to that.

"It was huuuuge."

This faggot thinks his political commentary is useful.

Can a hateful nigga get a time stamp?

Sam is an adolescent monkey raised by humans.

whaddaya a ghost or sumptin? tsss