SHOCK: Joe Cumia has gallon jugs of infant diarrhea he takes on tour with him.

19  2017-05-08 by JoeCumiaSr

Rumor has it coat tails cumia likes to deeply inhale the fumes so he can get chink eyed before gigs.

16 comments

SHOCK

fake news from the failing /u/JoeCumiaSr

I read this in Rolling Stone, as they followed 2U on tour

He's a regular Van Halen with all these riders. I hear he demands that all the babies must be male and no older than 6 months. Such a diva.

6 months? Huh, his age range went up a few.

6 months? Huh, his age range went up a few.

we heard you 2 hours ago

BIG if true.

Joe "Meconium Maniac" Cumia

Good to see that this subreddit makes new and entertaining content every day.

Jenkem Joe Cumia, at it again

old joe's out back sluggin down diap juice again, eh??? hell one day he's gonna come back to us, heaven help

he'd have to actually go on tour first but i don't doubt the jugs of infant shit being in his possession tho

There's gotta be just one person with multiple accounts posting, commenting on and upvoting all these "jokes" because I refuse to believe anyone thinks this retarded shit is actually funny or clever.

It's the autistic screeching of this subreddit.

Jesus this hear say bullshit is old.

Is it?

Yes theres so substance or value to it whatsoever. Not even a soundbite or image added, just random, autistic horseshit every day. Satire's retarded cousin.

Is it?