His liver is weeks away from failing, I think he'll die in that house with $100 in his bank account and a bottle of rum and 5 beers in the cooler he's using as a footrest
Here's how it will happen. Im the not too distant future, someone on here will catch a whisper of a hush-hush, private sale of a Long Island home. It won't be listed in MLS, and shown only by appointment. Anthony will start hinting that in order to remain competitive, he must live full time at the "Compound West", & try to convince everyone through numerous shows & endless tweets that he is not downsizing but streamlining. He'll cover the repossession of his Jaguar as him letting the lease expire & there's no real need for a car like that in NYC. He'll use private car services for a while until money continues to tighten... but by the time he's seen on a crosstown bus, staring blankly out the window while Bobo sits too close to him and blabbers about the Mets, it's too late. There hasn't been a new show signed to compound media in the last 2 years. The remaining shows are spending more & more air time on other outlets. The only show sign that remains in the lobby is Anthony's, with just clean squares of drywall surrounding it where the other shows' signs once hung. Anthony spends more show time defending their right to pursue their own careers & wishes them the best of luck at increasingly frequent rates on his own show. His rants get longer & more angry. He's stopped taking callers. The bleachers are filled with boxes of crap he's forced to sell on his show to keep the lights on. The booth is empty; Garrett was the last to stop showing up to work. Anthony fumbles to work the cameras, media clips, & google searches with one hand while he holds a glass of box wine with the other. 4 pm comes one Monday, & the website is dark.
Plus the cost of heating that pool and jacuzzi from April until November, and the electric to run it; that'll be the first things to turn off in order to cut costs.
No need to pay those taxes to give home to a swamp in his yard for 6 months a year.
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n/a JMueller2012 2017-05-08
Sun is shining in the sky, there ain't a clooooooouuuud in sight
n/a ScorzeMan 2017-05-08
in North Carolina
n/a harrisongooch 2017-05-08
His liver is weeks away from failing, I think he'll die in that house with $100 in his bank account and a bottle of rum and 5 beers in the cooler he's using as a footrest
n/a UpInSmoke1 2017-05-08
I just hope his failing organs hold out long enough for him to blow every last cent. Joe and Dawn get nothing.
n/a kickerofelves 2017-05-08
It'll be in a van down by the river.
n/a Yakovpiscopo 2017-05-08
Duplexes are pricey
This story only ends well if it's in mastic or Shirley
n/a David_Tosk 2017-05-08
Mastic would be hight of irony. Or funny. Something that ends in y.
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-05-08
duplex? double-wide trailer maybe
n/a SayntJ 2017-05-08
Here's how it will happen. Im the not too distant future, someone on here will catch a whisper of a hush-hush, private sale of a Long Island home. It won't be listed in MLS, and shown only by appointment. Anthony will start hinting that in order to remain competitive, he must live full time at the "Compound West", & try to convince everyone through numerous shows & endless tweets that he is not downsizing but streamlining. He'll cover the repossession of his Jaguar as him letting the lease expire & there's no real need for a car like that in NYC. He'll use private car services for a while until money continues to tighten... but by the time he's seen on a crosstown bus, staring blankly out the window while Bobo sits too close to him and blabbers about the Mets, it's too late. There hasn't been a new show signed to compound media in the last 2 years. The remaining shows are spending more & more air time on other outlets. The only show sign that remains in the lobby is Anthony's, with just clean squares of drywall surrounding it where the other shows' signs once hung. Anthony spends more show time defending their right to pursue their own careers & wishes them the best of luck at increasingly frequent rates on his own show. His rants get longer & more angry. He's stopped taking callers. The bleachers are filled with boxes of crap he's forced to sell on his show to keep the lights on. The booth is empty; Garrett was the last to stop showing up to work. Anthony fumbles to work the cameras, media clips, & google searches with one hand while he holds a glass of box wine with the other. 4 pm comes one Monday, & the website is dark.
n/a Pale_Pen15 2017-05-08
Why would he sell the house he's paid off to rent an apartment?
n/a parrotpeople 2017-05-08
High five figures taxes, friendo
n/a i_saw_nothing 2017-05-08
Plus the cost of heating that pool and jacuzzi from April until November, and the electric to run it; that'll be the first things to turn off in order to cut costs.
No need to pay those taxes to give home to a swamp in his yard for 6 months a year.
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-05-08
Why would he rent an apartment, when he's already got one.
n/a jsnoots 2017-05-08
I hope a huuuge rowdy, half black, half Hispanic family lives in the other half of the building.
n/a ZigginZaggin 2017-05-08
Tony has FU money. He won't end up in a duplex. A prison cell is much more likely.
n/a ajnj4 2017-05-08
He will come out as a raving homosexual move to Christopher street catch aids and die alone!!
n/a alobesmooth 2017-05-08
It would be cute if he and his roommate nicknamed it a "Sue-plex"