Totally fawkin BADASS

78  2017-05-07 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

64 comments

Can't Amy afford to get her sister laser treatments?

Why is he taking a selfie in front of a lathe? Is posing in front of something that produces funny for a comic?

I'm struggling for words. Transfag?

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Gothopotamus

Unfunny podacaster

So this is what happened to the kids who would sit outside hot topic?

burn down burn down hot topic

Is that the bassist from my high school band?

Hey chad you fucker... you stole my asus 8 track recorder!

Sir, it's a picture. He can't actually hear you

Oh, literal JMuller2012...

That fat thief should learn how to read

/u//theronin23 is looking good these days. Nice to see he's dropped some weight and taken up a new healthy lifestyle.

I wonder how long it took to decide whether he wanted a beard on his second chin.

The blonde highlights are just about gay.

just about?

This is truly horrifying.

she looks like something either of the cumia brothers would enjoy fucking.

She doesn't look underaged. Figure out the bit (truth).

Show us your bubs

When Jew fags try to look tough.

If you shave the beard, he looks like a fat 13 year old jewish girl who's mad and jealous at all the WASPy cheerleaders

poetry.

Lena Dunham looking edgy

Hottest look I've ever seen her have

He has nice eyes but... everything else.

he has faggy twink eyes. he's a fat hot topic worker trying to look wistful and it bothers me.

Ungroomed Lesbian

Faggy boi gets his brows waxed

If I didn't already know who Big Jay was, id think this was some mechanics ID photo.

a couple of years ago I was excited to check out this guy's material. you lot ruin everything.

Come on now. He cried on air last time you guys picked on him.

I dunno something is missing. Maybe fingerless gloves will push him over the line to badassdom.

The most badass part is when he shaves his neck to look thinner but he goes way too far up and doesn't grow the hair long enough and just ends up having a chin strap above what looks like a gunt of a fat throat.

His big dick and tit fucking material is also really badass

Looks like the wife of the guy from 90 Day Fiance who couldn't afford the fancy jeans

Kirstie Alley

He looks even worse these days.

Mrs. Garrett clearly failed those poor girls.

That's a couple of sexy necks right there, folks.

Big Jay looks like a soccer mom

He looks like some fat chick I banged in college.

There's so much about his face that's disturbing I don't know where to start.

Ah Jägermeister, the official alcohol of wanna be tough guys everywhere.

Steve C!!!!!!!

Jay Oakerson..

Big Jokerson.

No love for Big Jay here I guess.

A "man" who looks like that should never be smirking.

He's also an awful annoying person

Big gay jokerson

why does he make the same face as a 16 year old fat girl getting stood up at prom?

Is mindy Cohn working as an indie wrestler now?

He doesn't seem like a very nice man. He doesn't seem like a very nice man at all.

Why does everyone hate Big Jay now?

what a fucking loser

why does that redneck trailer park house wife have a beard?

jager shirt and creed lead singer look? coincidence?

You know you're irreparably fat when you have rolls above your eyelids.

If Jay becomes Louis or Amy level big, hopefully he uses that carte blanche to become frontman of a bitchin band.

So you're hoping for the Breuer route?

I love the Bonfire and I don't think his looks matter. That being said, you can tell he was meant to have a long skinny head with short hair. I think the long hair is meant to make his head look smaller but fat people need to realize that baggy clothes and stupid hair colors don't make people go "oh he must be skinny!" We're not blind, just be OK with being fat or try to lose the weight so you don't have to put in so much effort into everything but the fat.

I like the picture of him holding a sledgehammer. Comics need to look tough.

tss jäger shirts are fukken sik dis guys gud

he looks like a fool, but Big Jay is funny

looks like bobo

This guy fucks.

He looks like an old jewish lady with a beard.

I smell a fat fat fatty.