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Still think that was me? Member that post you made saying fuck me? I member.

https://youtu.be/DDMJSg0a5u0

Girl, you'll be a woman soon

"Guise please I'd gib anythig to go to the Mets game"

You're reddit monetary credit is in the red sir

How old are you? 12? How are the boys biting you preteen girl

Honestly I would go but I live in shitty Europe where we get to pay 56 usd to see international comic Jim Norton on may 27

Tsss yeah what about stockhouse or sumpthin

ABBA rules.

I don't know how to answer this

Try in the affirmative, mate.

my mistake. you have this whole arrangment and experience that you run.

Pay back with what? Needles?

I would've but it's sold out.

I wonder if Judy Gold screamtalks a bunch of Jew jokes?

Never the ones you want to hear.

I heard this one about how to pick-up hot Jewish chicks!

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Jesus Christ. That dumb Jew is the easiest target in the world. Every joke will be low-hanging fruit.

"that's low hinging fruit" - Rich Vos probably

"Paux fas" - Rich Vos definitely

I wonder if Judy is going to make some obvious Jew jokes anyone could've came up with

<-snubbed.

They had to make space so Florentine can ask people if they're 5 years old because they like things.

5 years old, that's how old the guy who is currently fucking Florentines wife was when Florentine met his wife.

Whaddya listenin to Kendrick Lamar for ya fawkin child? Put on some Killswitch Engage and bang ya fawkin head, pussy.

If your kid likes it, den dats ok. Dats fine.

It's not home fault that bit is so played out. Opie would ask him 300 times if he likes something after it got a laugh the first time

I remember everyone pretty much loving that bit the first 2 times he did it on air. He laid into the fantasy football chaps and had the room fucking rolling. Like 4-5 years ago.

Yea I remember that show. Most comedians aren't good on the radio consistently. They go through their bits and then they are stuck trying to be funny off the cuff. Comics like Jimmy and Patrice are just naturally funny people. Its not easy to do it day after day. It doesnt help when you have a big titted radio host making you repeat yourself stomping your bits into the ground either.

I'm still waiting on the legion of skanks episode where you all dress like big Jay to show him how terrible his attire is. You spic fuck.

Language!

That's not how the language meme works.

Language!

They did that episode. It was the roast of Big Jay Oakerson.

You don't think 50 year old men should shop at hot topic?

Ayo when are you bridging free video episodes back to YouTube

Have you seen this hilarious impression of you

Judy gold is a comedy god

Who knows, maybe she might bring up that she is Jewish!

Did you know she is gay? I had no idea. She should bring it up more.

I wouldn't bet on it!

There are: "SPECIAL GUESTS". There's still hope.

As in retarded?

At least you don't have [this abomination] as a sibling like roastmaster Bonnie so be thankful.

That was a good read. I had no idea Jim's now ex wife was young enough to be his daughter. What did he think was gonna happen?

This comment sums up this sub in a nutshell.

Yeah, aren't you the host of the Roast Masters, too?

He quit recently. Some unfunny broad was starting shit, and since the weren't even paying him in the first place, he left.

Puerto Reeking of Jealousy

Do you really want this on your fucking résumé?

Did you get my photo?

Impressive eh? There's more where that came from.

;)

As was anthony "the roastmaster" cumio. Who booked this shit?

Can I have a ticket to skankfest?

Huge fan, but would be hilarious if Kerryn was invited and not you.

Who?

You're just as much of an elitist.

Damn it's only $25? Rich Vos really must be a no name. I might have to go to this.

"2 item minimum," i.e. a beer and wings for $30.

I'd be down with that.

Wanna go?

Yeah maybe, actually sounds pretty fun.

Fag.

Well then.

Knickers lives in some third world shit heap. Like South America or Detroit.

Tsss yeah how about Etroit/Ftroit/Gtroit etc or sumpthin

Good point Chip.

The Comedy cellar is pretty cheap actually

they all are. I've went to headliner shows with minimums all over the US and never broke $40.00 while buying shit I didn't need. The best places are Florida and Mid-West..

2 road sodas please

Do they have grapefruit beer?

Bikini- tinis only. Or however you spell that fag drink that makes your future (younger)father and brothers in law shake their heads in disgust.

no vic henley, no sherrod small?

The comics of Opie raqio should stick together. Opie can become their union rep

Opie is known for his expert contract argumentation

No Patrice :/

No Nick either..? Is he not a Vos fan?

Opie doesnt like Nick so he's not allowed.

Opie loves Norton though?

oops

First thing I thought when I saw the lineup

I wonder why he's not going?

he's dead dude

Ya kidding!

How did it happen?

Took a sip off Jimmy's sodie pop in Brazil.

Keith Robinson is performing. Opie would say that counts as Patrice.

KEESE

Maybe they can get the restaurant guy

This is gonna be a great roast. Full of classic comics that are actual friends.

I hate stand up comedy

Sounds like a gang of D list super heros

I would be like, "Hey Vos, you are a stupid fucking cunt". Call me Hitler cause I'm roasting jews.

Calm down chip

This might just be me...but this is shaping out to look like an equally tough night for Keith as the Patrice roast was do fun. I just see him getting ripped all night for Wanda's cunt attitude, Kevin Hart and the fact he's gotta be the only black guy in the room that night.

Somebody record the audio when you go, you can't rely on these people to release it

Where'd you get the money for the ticket? Reddit again?

Oh Ian, when will you learn.

I don't think you can record audio with a pre-paid cell phone.

That's all one can ever do brother :)

Nia won't let Bill do it.

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Not unless its for a negro fund.

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LINE-UP SUBJECT TO CHANGE Ha, good luck with that.

I've never asked but what instruments do you play?

5 Gallon pail drums and the harmonica.

They better fucking record this.

And of course Bonnie

Does that cunt let him do anything by himself

No. She does not.

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he'll need her by his side, once he is to decrepit to care for himself.

She'll stay as long as fiscally feasible.

You guys actually care? I thought it was just a meme.

Funny is overrated. Hate is better.

tssss Id be like,Rich, more like poor Vos or sumptin tsss FAWK YEAAA!!!!

Hopefully Bill Burr makes it, he has to ask Nia for permission first.

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Judy Gold better sit next to him, stupid sheenies.

Go see Keith Robinson do no prep and bomb horribly.

Just copped two tix. Who else is going?

I know who isn't going.

Judy Gold....

The roast is to comics as the oscars are to real celebs. Bunch of nobodies in a circle jerk patting each other on the back.

"But honestly Rich...you're the best" ugh

"I see Rich Vos is here!"

• clapping

"Look at you you jewy nothing. Are those wind up teeth from the defective bin? I hope you get raped and killed by a minority on your way to Bananas. I fucked Bonnie while you were out buying that hat. Fall on to a buzz saw and die. Seriously though from the bottom of my heart I love you."

This is what happens when Comedy Central rubs their hands together and orders 100 of these.

*

"Bonnie sucked me off at a Wendys in Omaha one night.... I wiped off on her rental car seats. But folks....in all seriousness....this guy is a professional...one of the absolute best of all time..give it up, Rich Vos! Thanks everyone."

"Vos used to do so much H the dragon started chasing him. Fortunately he had people like Norton in his life who taught him about where hard drugs can take a man. Before that, this guy did every illicit substance under the sun. In the 90s, he developed an addiction for ecstasy. He ruined relationships, turned family away, wore sexy short shorts for his dealers... all for the chance of getting a hit. But life has a way of working out. In fact, when he met Bonnie when he was out chasing some ecstasy. I'm telling you folks, they immediately hit it off - they had everything in common. He'd do anything to down Es. Similarly, Bonnie would do anything for her sister. In all seriousness though, what an amazing couple, ladies and gentlemen..."

Thinking of flying over for this but have never been to the USA before. How long would you recommend staying in New York for?

6 hours

Will Ant be doing a spot with his very topical racial/political humor?

This should have happened in 1944.

I thought every day was a Rich Voss roast

Will Anthony be there? He killed at the last roast.

No, actually he did quite poorly.

He's busy at NASA

Bonnie's sister is a retard

Why is this stickied? Gtfo 65 year old men who still think rich vos/Bobby Kelly/anthony cumia/jim Norton are funny.

Ben bailey better be there

I can't wait for florentine to go up there and talk about AC/DC for 10 minutes

This might be appropriate place to mention that Anthony and Keith teased a Compound Media Comedy Tour.

Announcement coming Monday.

It takes a "villiage" of idiots.

I want a ticket to this. If anyone has an extra I'll buy it.

Robert Kelly looks like he ate 2 chemo patients and is suffering from the side effects.

Rich Vos: Live from Manchester

Is Judy gold just gonna yell "FUCK YOU!!!" for 7 minutes like she did at the roast of that KKK grand wizard?

Fuck sold out.

Is there or will there be audio/video of this?

If your kid likes it, den dats ok. Dats fine.

"Paux fas" - Rich Vos definitely

Ya kidding!

6 hours