On April 21, 2016, Patton Oswalt concealed a mix of the powerful narcotic fentanyl, antidepressant alprazolam (Xanax), and amphetamines into his wife's food, killing her in cold blood.
That poor woman has been dead for a year now? At least we know she is in heaven smiling down, because she doesn't have to live with a fat midget and their mentally handicapped baby anymore.
Good for him, as if we needed another fat heifer grazing the planet. If I had half the courage this Patrick Oswald does, mother would be collecting dust on the fireplace already.
How tiny your dick must be that because you don't like a guy's politics you make fun of his dead wife. I'm so sorry you've never been able to pleasure a woman in your life, but you need to get over it.
24 comments
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-05-06
Pre-Existing Condition!
n/a PeeSoup3030 2017-05-06
What exactly does a hollywood millionaire need with fentayl? Its not like he got his spine severed in a mine collapse
n/a forcedhammer 2017-05-06
He's a selfish man who sees himself as above the law and rules everyone else plays by
n/a stinksskc 2017-05-06
its insanely strong and the withdrawl is probably the worst thing since xanax
n/a PeeSoup3030 2017-05-06
I've never done any opioid enough to get addicted or benzo but I've heard addicts say benzos are the worst withdrawal even without the threat of dying
n/a murderboner0 2017-05-06
You sir, have no excuse for being here
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-05-06
Xanax isn't an antidepressant fag
n/a forcedhammer 2017-05-06
c/p from autopsy report
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-05-06
shuuure c/p
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-05-06
That poor woman has been dead for a year now? At least we know she is in heaven smiling down, because she doesn't have to live with a fat midget and their mentally handicapped baby anymore.
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-05-06
It was kind of funny to listen to Jeff Garlin talk about lovely and smart she was. The same woman that was popping prescription speedballs everyday.
n/a CockPoopExpress 2017-05-06
That was a year ago? Holy shit, I am a drug addict.
n/a timallenonacid 2017-05-06
Good for him, as if we needed another fat heifer grazing the planet. If I had half the courage this Patrick Oswald does, mother would be collecting dust on the fireplace already.
n/a forcedhammer 2017-05-06
AUUuuuuuuuureOUGH??
n/a murderboner0 2017-05-06
Mommy dearest would be dust in the fireplace
n/a noloaf 2017-05-06
Patton Oswalt is easily in the top 5 comedians of all time. I don't give a shit what stupid political crap he tweets.
n/a DefaultTrash 2017-05-06
This isn't about politics friendo. It's about the loss of an innocent true crime writer.
n/a deathbunny32 2017-05-06
Literally every special he's released is worse then the one before
n/a noloaf 2017-05-06
While thats sort of true, some of his early bits are incredible.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-05-06
"He's one of the best ever because he's getting progressively worse!"
Which is why Pavel Podkolzin is recognized as one of the greatest NBA players of all time.
n/a RockCoatMon 2017-05-06
There's at least 15 names that completely eclipse him and those aren't even the ones you can argue back and forth about.
n/a ohmyrobin 2017-05-06
How tiny your dick must be that because you don't like a guy's politics you make fun of his dead wife. I'm so sorry you've never been able to pleasure a woman in your life, but you need to get over it.
n/a Toss__Pot 2017-05-06
I think this topic hits a teeny weeny nerve with you. Awwww! bless ya'
n/a forcedhammer 2017-05-06
BAZINGA!
n/a Toss__Pot 2017-05-06
I think this topic hits a teeny weeny nerve with you. Awwww! bless ya'
n/a forcedhammer 2017-05-06
BAZINGA!