What a fucking dogshit list.

The great thing about this sub...

Vos wouldn't want to be on that fucking garbage list of unfunny liberal faggots.

I'm pretty sure Artie Lange said Joey pasta sauce was better than half these people.

Lena Dunham, really?

I'm more incredulous about Samantha Bee. She is truly a zilch and a no-talent.

Im not even aware of her. My wife tells me I know who she is though.

Did she ever explain her poor posture? I hope her dad hit her with a baseball bat trying to end it.

Her mother was an alcoholic during the pregnancy.

She has fucked up legs too. She is a genetic disaster.

She stands like a wrestler doing a promo.

Hulk Hogan! We coming for you, nigga!

I call her Samantha Cee.

The C, obviously, standing for "cunt".

I am very clever sometimes.

I thought the C was for the shape of her back

You don't think this woman is funny?

Strap in folks cuz this funny lady's got something to tell you and you just might learn something.

Yes, that everyone except staight guys who are white, is worthwhile.

That is one sassy look. I would not want to be on her bad side! Watch out, conservatives!

She sure looks like she's about to give Republicans the business, doesn't she?

This isn't your grandmother's talk show!

It is amusing that she and her rich white husband are fighting to keep their kid's school nice and white http://www.wnyc.org/story/advice-jason-jones-upper-west-side-parents-dont-talk-press/

I did not know this, and yet I suddenly want for it to be as well-known as Coca-Cola and Campbell's Soup.

What did the nigger get on his SAT? I wouldn't know because I don't send my kids to the same school as them. Heyo!

What is conviently left out of this leftist scum article is that about 50 feet from the housing project is a deluxe high end apartment tower and 50 feet from that is a little dive known as the New York State Opera House: a part of the Lincoln Center complex. This part of Manhattan is about as "run down" as Gramercy Park.

Samantha "My Children Aren't Learning Trig Sitting Next to a Nig" Bee.

Lets post our favorite Lena Dunham jokes. Here's mine, it's a recent one from her instagram:

"Thank you for all the love & concern that's been pouring in since Tuesday. Although I'm much healthier than I was a year ago, complications arose from my most recent endometriosis surgery. When the healthcare of so many American women, especially our trans sisters, is at-risk- or already nonexistent- I am lucky to be in the position to seek help when I'm in pain. To those in that privileged spot- never forget that we are blessed and can pay it forward by supporting Planned Parenthood and LGBTQ clinics like Callen-Lorde with our 💰 and ⌚️. I also want to remind all the women suffering from chronic illness that we aren't weak- quite the opposite, actually. We do our jobs with skill even when we're struggling. We care families even when we can hardly care for ourselves. We serve major face on a red carpet when we feel like lying face down would be more appropriate. I'll always be proud of those Met Gala pics- not just because I felt beautiful, surrounded by art and magic, hugging my best friend tightly, but because they're evidence that women contain steely multitudes. Just that morning @dianafalzone sued Fox after they took her off air for disclosing her endometriosis. But they're the ones who lost when they fired her, because everyone who's anyone knows that if you can battle chronic illness there's nothing you can't take on."

Amy called dibs on the vagina jokes, so Lena went deeper. To the inflamed uterus.

Let's write a paragraph because we went to the doctor.

well she doesn't care for a family and also nobody on earth besides her, relatively speaking, "serves major face" anywhere near a red carpet

I laughed while thinking about her getting raped and murdered.

Where will we find Sam Hyde on this list? Near the top, I assume.

Sam Hyde

Or people who do a 3rd rate Tom Green impersonation.

Still would be better than Kate McKinnon

Or talent

I don't even have to read it to know that they didn't put Attell on which makes this list fucking garbage.

McKinnon sucks the comedy out of the room.

Love 'The Rebels' list. Schumer and Leslie Jones! Those tweets she sent from the Olympic games were really a challenge to the establishment. Also, as if the power structure today could put up with a woman like Schumer who promotes gun control and licentiousness.

Fuck.

The only funny thing Leslie jones has ever done was get her national geographic shots leaked

"Oh lawdy deez Chinese people be swammin fast!"

"Brilliant insights! Let's fly her to Brazil!"

Why do they lack so much self-awareness though? I read your comments and you're, sometimes, a pretty insightful person. WTF is going on?

Agendas mean more than talent. Having a black woman (especially one who was hated by "the alt right") and a lesbian who gives them the fantasy of who they wish Hillary Clinton really was as stars is more important than a meritocracy. They give them a few chances to become a big star and if that doesn't work they move on. They really wanted Harambe to be "female Tracy Morgan", but the public isn't buying it. So her days in the spotlight are numbered. McKinnon will last a little longer because they associate her with Hillary and the time they were all excited expecting her to win. But she's too one note to last.

2 woke 4 me

You want woke? Have I got a podcast for you.

Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams


Their brilliant comedy podcast is 2 Dope Queens, where these two hipster BFFs talk shit about practically everything. Williams started as a Daily Show correspondent, and Robinson did the blog Blaria (i.e., "Black Daria"). One of their specialties is crashing white environments, from Billy Joel concerts to Game of Thrones, where they spotted a black female character: "So in this fantasy world that's supposed to be like medieval times, this woman has a straight-up weave? … She had, like, a Gabrielle Union weave!"

"started as a Daily Show correspondent"

Such a struggling start really honed her comedy to perfection

I love the 2 Dope Queens! Can't wait for their appearance on The Tao of Comedy.

"HEY, BILLY JOEL! AM I BLACK ENOUGH FOR YOU? DOES MY BLACKNESS OFFEND YOU?"

Crashing white environments? Hopefully they try crashing a helicopter in Antarctica. Am I right fellas? Because there's a lot of ice and snow and they would perish in the crash.

The longest journey begins with but one step ...."

I didn't get it at first, but then your last sentence pulled everything together for me.

Patton is a legend?

Pat Cooper certainly

The "what's laying around the house special" cocktail is going to be used by many copycat wife killers in the coming decades. Patton is well on his way to becoming a mastermind murder with a "former career in comedy" sub notation in his biography

Kill your spouse and get away with it, you can be a legend too.

Wow a democratic jizz rag of a magazine puts out a diverse list of liberals and minorities that at their best are barely able to draw a chuckle. What a shocker.

Kate Mckinnon is the chick they get to play hillary clinton on SNL right? She hasn't once been funny on that show. The one skit where she didn't say a word and just held up a series of 40 signs and made goofy faces was maybe the closest thing to funny she's done in the past year.

She was also the "edgy" cunt in ghostbusters. If you saw the commercials for it she was the cum dumpster who licked her pistol things for some reason.

Kate McKinnon is talented. She's also a crazy eyed box muncher. Peckas.

I hear her called "talented" a lot. Never hear her called "funny" though. Kind of like people are just being nice.

No, you don't understand. She's a lesbian and a feminist, therefore, she is the funniest, most talented entertainer in the history of the universe.

Same can be said about Cameron Esposito, because she's a lesbian... AND A FEMINIST! Therefore, she is hilarious.

Cameron Esposito is the drizzling shits and her haircut is aggravating.

I can't fucking stand her.

Although, I to chuckle to myself that she was so certain that Clinton was going to be president, she tweeted [https://twitter.com/cameronesposito/status/788178498779090944](Boys will be boys. Okay then, women will be presidents), only for it to blow up in her face.

But, this is what happens when you have quotas and all that kinda shit, she gets on TV because she's a female comedian who is a lesbian and a feminist, but because she's not funny, they have to edit the crowd.

And don't get me started on the time she fucked up an episode of "How Did This Get Made", it was so bad, she split the listener base, and it's still lingering to this day.

That one skit where she didn't say a single word and just held up a series of 40 signs while making goofy faces was the closest thing to funny she's done in the past year.

The most common punchline for hack female comedians: Making a goofy face at the camera.

That's literally all she does. And dance.

"LOL! WHAT IF I PLAYED 80 YEAR OLD RUTH BADER GINSBERG WHO DANCED! OLD PEOPLE DANCING IS FAWKIN HILARIOUS!"

These lists don't mean anything. It destroys their credibility when they lie so gleefully.

My biggest concern is, what if the people in Hollywood are like the faggots who make these lists, and give comics the push to stardom based on what boxes they check, instead of actual comedic talent.

What if?

Jesus Christ, this list is a fucking abomination.

Who the hell are half of these people?

Going by their names I'm gonna guess Bangladeshi peasants

Kate McKinnon

There's something steely about her deadpan

i see

That has to be a joke. She acts like a monkey on cocaine.

Vos vindicated.

The list gives great insight into the mind of a female Jewish New York sjw college graduate.

In that case he should probably be contacting a lawyer about getting in on a class action against the archdiocese.

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Kill it with fire.

No Jim Norton again. Someone is very upset and someone else is vurry happy.

Opie isn't on the list?

No Colin Quinn? No Jerry Seinfeld? But Aziz, Oswald, and Julia Louis Dryfus get in? No Stanhope, etc....? They didn't even throw Stern a bone, and he would've been a safe pick. I don't expect anything too deep, but this list was pandering dog shit.

Dreyfus is a great comedic actress but it's pretty silly to put her on without Seinfeld. I assumed Seinfeld would be around 15 and like 3 spots behind Chris Rock.

She's awesome and is an all time great TV star, still hilarious and timelessly hot on Veep over 25 years after she started as Elaine, but it's a weird list if she's on it above Jerry or Larry David. Fuck, these lists are so dumb.

Shes older than Anthony. Im dead serious

Jerry Seinfeld? He's a raging neonazi piece of shit. He'll die in the white-ocaust.

This is where Seinfeld is. BYE BYE.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/08/jerry-seinfeld-college-politically-correct-racism-sexism_n_7534978.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/anthony-berteaux/jerry-seinfeld-politcally-correct-college-student_b_7540878.html

I think a lot of MEN here have issues with a true funny female comic. Look, it's really hard for females to get into the business. You need to make goofy faces and be sexual before they'll put in on 8 blockbusters in 1 summer.

What's stopping them from fucking their way to the middle like Bonnie did ?

I haven't looked at the list, but I'm assuming there's almost as many girls as men. Which doesn't make sense logically, right? Since comedy is such a male dominated area?

It's just a diversity quota masquerading as an opinion piece. Aziz Ansari is pretty high on there and he has never said or done anything funny in his life.

Where the fuck is Joe Devito?!?

Sleeping on a sidewalk somewhere.

Ah yes, I've recently become acquainted with Rachel Bloom. Perhaps you've seen her recent comedy works on Netflix?

This list is shit because it's just everybody in the public eye right now. Thank you for listing 90 people I already know about and telling me I should be laughing when I see them.

Right. Like I'm going to trust the libtaded Rolling Stone rag (same fuckheads who put the murderous Boston marathon bomber on the front cover as a glorified sex symbol) to create an un-biased list and not throw in tons of unfunny women, gays, and brown skinned people, because "progress! diversity! fuck white people!"

Nope, I checked the list, and did exactly what I was expecting.

He gets it.

Shitty list, but happy to see Tom Scharpling get some live.

RS seems to have a ridiculous list department. The top 100 guitarists one obviously written just to piss people off (in my case, it worked)

This list goes beyond comics, so that's one factor. But while I liked him on O&A, I can't listen to his podcast. When you go past podcasts and radio, Is he really one of the 50 funniest people?

I remember him being pissed about another list, and not being played on the comedy greats channel... But too 50? I'm not sure

He was "upset", couldn't tell if it was a bit or not sniff, about not being on the sarcastic top 1,000 comics of the year list.

Wasn't that the list that didn't include Stevie Ray Vaughan? God damn I hate these people.

I can't believe some retard got paid to write this shitty list

Even with the likes of Gallagher, Carrot Top, and Sinbad included, that CC list is still more credible than this one.

Amy Schumer, Kate McKinnon, Samantha Bee and Lena Dunham should only be on one list: Dykes to be killed in a fire.

I do not care much for the people named in this literature

what a shit-list.

It stinks and I don't like it.

Also, Rolling stone did a ranking of every cast member in SNL history, and they ranked Norm McDonald next to last.

That's what you get for making fun of a double murderer.

And a homosexual pedophile. And the Clintons

James Corden "It's hard to imagine what the world was like before "Carpool Karaoke" existed, but it was the perfect vehicle for Corden's hyperactive nice-bomb energy, letting him get playful with his guest without coming off as a suck-up. The Michelle Obama segment was one for the ages."

I don't even mind a leftie circlejerk, let them do their thing on their own platform, but this is just unacceptable. Rob Sheffield, the guy who wrote this shitfest is the least funny person on the planet if he wrote that without irony.

Schumer, Dunham and Leslie Jones under "rebels"? I feel like this list was tailored to piss off reddit.

LOL'd at Schumes being 'groud breaking". Literally picturing the earth splitting underneath her brave body.

Hannibal Buress

Just imagine, if Bill Cosby had not raped those women, we would have been spared from that smug hack.

That is one talentless piece of shit

You don't like Hannibal Buress? I think he's a solid comedian and has some great jokes. He might be the closest thing to Mitch Hedberg since he died.

His last 2 specials were shit

i wanted to like him, watched three of his specials, i hate his stand up and he seems like a tool irl.

I'll pretend like you didn't say that.

That is one awful list.

lots of women

What is key and peel?

I've always asked for a single video or youtube link of Vos doing standup that is funny. I've gotten dozens of downvotes and a few weak comments, but never, not once, has there been produced an example of him being funny as a standup comedian

All killer.

UGH. Another Top 50 List... ahhboo!

The list has Leslie Jones and Lena Dunham but not Doug Stanhope, Jeselnik or Sam Hyde? Seems legit.

There are a lot of names on this list I've never heard of.

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No Dave Attell or Colin Quinn and yet Lena Dunham makes the list as a "rebel". Fuck outta here.

no you don't get it, being horribly unfunny is the new comedy.

how the fuck is Colin Quinn not in the legend section.... what is this nonsense

Damn, Colin Quinn made bottom 7 on a Rolling Stone list again.

When is everyone going to agree that Lena Dunham is not funny? Even if you like Lena, her show, her activism & her "bravery", you have to admit that she isn't really funny. It doesn't appear that she is even trying to be funny.

It was written by that hack Rob Sheffield, same guy who put Norm Macdonald & Colin at the bottom of the list in his 'Funniest Snl Cast Members'. I'd like to see Rob Sheffield blindfolded & thrown off a tall building to his death by Isis jihadist.

This list is sickening

Where the fuck is Sherrod? This list is trash.

This list makes me want to die

The great thing about this sub...

Going by their names I'm gonna guess Bangladeshi peasants

Sleeping on a sidewalk somewhere.

Yes, that everyone except staight guys who are white, is worthwhile.

Cameron Esposito is the drizzling shits and her haircut is aggravating.