The Reports of My Overdose on Kratom and RCs Have Been Highly Overstated.

2  2017-05-05 by [deleted]

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19 comments

you are gay

booooooooo

ME: NICE TRY WITH THE HATE

RCs

tssssssss what did ya start drinking Pepsi instead of sumpin?

tss whada a race car driver or sumptin? tsss

FAWK YEAH LIKE RC PRO AM N SHIZ I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FAWK

I feel like quite the fool.

There has to be a little part of you that bothered by the fact that in that entire thread (over 40 replies) there was not one person who even kind of cared that you died. Not one.

So where'd you go on vacation?

I cared.

WHERE'S MY GODDAMN DRY RUB I'VE GOT A GOOD MIND TO CALL YOUR MANAGER SIR

Good comeback as always

Keep lovin' me you little flirty wood sprite. You know every time you see that red envelope and click on it you hope it's me so you can jack your prick to a real man and forget about your pathetic meaningless existence as a clerk for a pork shop. Love me faggot. Love me.

I just got the joke. You think I work at a butcher shop. That's good stuff man, very good. I'll start working on that dry rub for you now hee hee.

"I want a dry rub rack."

I don't have a rack... okay, they're a heavy a cup... okay, a light b cup, but you can't have 'em.

did you go to /r/borrow ?

Not a bad idea. Anybody around here ever done that?

um... no not that i know of

You od'd on Kratom? What did ya shit yourself, throw up and have a horrible headache for a week?

meant to reply to you with that turd comment below

I produced a legendary turd that weighed over 10 pounds and had grainy, green coating of kratom crumbs. It was amazing