No, why would I visit the telestial kingdom? You will be in a spiritual prison for 1000 years for not accepting Jesus in your heart. I will only have to remain in the terrestrial kingdom untill my final judgement when I will be allowed into the celestial kingdom.
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n/a Opprobriousness 2017-05-05
/b/ is not your personal army.
n/a TedShecklerHouse 2017-05-05
Yeah, you only follow defunct radio hosts.
n/a lolercakesmcgee 2017-05-05
Go get flamed over at /r/roastme, ya queeb.
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-05-05
My grandparents made me get a mormon baptism.
Leave us alone fucker.
n/a Pino_Palladino 2017-05-05
Did they teach you the secret handshakes?
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-05-05
Yes and the password. I'm not telling though because I will be let in by the guards of heaven and you fucks will be denied.
n/a Pino_Palladino 2017-05-05
Yeah but you're only going to level 2. No level 3 for you pal. And isnt level 1 not that bad? And will you visit me in level 1?
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-05-05
No, why would I visit the telestial kingdom? You will be in a spiritual prison for 1000 years for not accepting Jesus in your heart. I will only have to remain in the terrestrial kingdom untill my final judgement when I will be allowed into the celestial kingdom.
n/a zenicaone 2017-05-05
he seems like an upstanding fella. why you so jealous?
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-05-05
Mormonism seems pretty dope honestly
Mulitple wives, living in Utah away from the lefties, everyones white
n/a SuperTrucker76 2017-05-05
A lot of " The Mexicans". But the women are mostly hot, and take care of themselves. Mostly 1950s attitude.
n/a DryRub08 2017-05-05
I live in AZ, so if I see your friend, I'll give him a good lighting up. And by that I mean I'll give him a stern taking to.