Anybody in here buy into the conspiracy shit? Goddamn Patrice, man- always sold this shit pretty well

2  2017-05-05 by The_Watterboy

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It's not a conspiracy. Jews are openly manipulating the population.

How dare you say that you anti semetic bastard

I mean, sure, we send Israel $2 billion a year in "aid" and have given them full reign to use any of the military equipment that we own, but that's just because they're our (((greatest ally)))

I think they also pumped up those numbers during a certain event

sniff ME: it was a fooockin' bit for the show, we threw the jews a nice slab of land over dere. sniff we did right by them, in the end

Patrice graduated "from the street" on some topics he's the most insightful person around but here he's out of his depth

He always sold that shit pretty well? No he didn't. Talking conspiracy theories was the only time he would sound uninformed. Listen to him argue w/ O&A and Louis over 9/11, the Illuminati and symbols on currency. He sounds pretty retarded. And I fucking love Patrice.

I believe in three conspiracies. All involve airplanes, and two could be qualified as cover ups.

the fact that patrice loved alex jones makes me believe there is potential to eliminate racism

Jones is pretty likable - there is one episode where he calls in to O and A after the Boston bombing and he has some hilarious moments (he demands some female caller to shut her mouth and cook him a steak). He is pretty self-aware about how psychotic he sounds (which makes sense considering he is basically just playing a character).