r/opieandanthony: I have a confession

I have a confession

14 2017-05-05 by bonecrushingkisses

A year ago Gavin showed the original Uhuru video and said we should start saying that. A week or two went by and no one was saying it. It was all but forgotten. I called in to explain what edging is in comparison to no wanks and started my call with Uhuru. He exclaimed "Uhuru! Yes! I almost forgot about that!" I feel like I may be to blame for the gayest movement in the history of movements. I am sorry.

13 comments

n/a NumeroOtto 2017-05-05

your know what you have to do now. make it hurt

n/a JPSouthampton 2017-05-05

oh my god

n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-05-05

Speaking of god, after that music video came out, i went to church confession and told him that i am responsible for countless acts of sodomy. He sentenced me to drink a scotch in one of those wobbly glasses with one big ice cube in it. I knew right then that he was one of them.

n/a JPSouthampton 2017-05-05

each day we stray further and further away from gods light

n/a EdguhMellencamp 2017-05-05

As long as you didn't name the five brands, you're absolved.

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n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-05-05

I some confessions as well

Everytime I was in L.A. I was with my ex-girlfriend

Everytime you called I told you baby, I'm working

Noo, I was out doing my dirt

Ohh, wasn't thinking about you getting hurt

I was hand in hand in the Beverly Center Like man, not giving a damn who sees me

n/a RabboRibbo 2017-05-05

It all started with their pope, Dante Nero and No Wanks.

n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-05

Ah yes, Pope FiOS Installer II.