True fact: Although the Moor's didn't have adequate boating vessels, they showed no fear in making the journey to Sicily due to their incredibly flotatious lips.
I would love it if Ant took one of those DNA tests and looked at the results for the first time live on the show. Still wouldn't get me to watch but it would be funny to hear about after.
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23 comments
n/a DoubleGunsSockCucka 2017-05-05
It's also the name of a very delicious sub at Santini's
n/a DerpalSherpa 2017-05-05
You from VA? I lije their sloppy greasy food.
n/a schmuckOnWheels 2017-05-05
Santinis? Always looks like the place is empty.
n/a oceanic231 2017-05-05
Doesn't mean they cant whip up a killer sandwich duuuude
n/a Tyler9258 2017-05-05
I've accepted my moor heritage
n/a dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-05-05
Moop
n/a schmuckOnWheels 2017-05-05
Santinis? Always looks like the place is empty.
n/a oceanic231 2017-05-05
True fact: Although the Moor's didn't have adequate boating vessels, they showed no fear in making the journey to Sicily due to their incredibly flotatious lips.
(Flotatious isn't a word, I know, cunt)
n/a Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-05-05
Flotatious isn't a word.
Edit: Oh.
n/a marrio91 2017-05-05
And the puffy bottoms
n/a oceanic231 2017-05-05
Their massively plump cocks off-set that, though.
n/a marrio91 2017-05-05
Correct, but we forgot to factor in the air-filled heads
n/a oceanic231 2017-05-05
Thats true. Their life jacket lips and hollow heads really does counter their thick juicy cocks.
n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-05-05
Im not even going for a joke, im being 100% serious, i saw a fat black chick on Tinder the other day named "Flotacious"... It was not a match :(
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-05-05
you have lie with your age. lower it to 45 or sumpthin'
n/a PokeredFace 2017-05-05
I would love it if Ant took one of those DNA tests and looked at the results for the first time live on the show. Still wouldn't get me to watch but it would be funny to hear about after.
n/a johnnyroberts 2017-05-05
can i get one a them chesterfields now?
n/a thenameless1one 2017-05-05
Niggers
n/a fashanoo 2017-05-05
Solid point
n/a RealTonySchiavone 2017-05-05
How enraging!
n/a Jaeromaru 2017-05-05
Long island is also geographically closer to Africa than italy.
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-05-05
Bi-sexual reminder: We all have AIDS
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