Gaffigan is way funnier than Fatton. Thoughts and prayers.

Im not the biggest fan either, but you dont have to lie.

I'm not.

patton is hilarious, he's just kind of a cuck sometimes

Patton has made me laugh a ton, but I just can't forgive how much of a faggot he's been. It's a Quan-spiracy, but between how he and Louis acted during and after this election cycle, I would not be surprised if they weren't blackmailed by Buzzfeed or whatever rag is left out there.

Gawker did that to Hogan with the "nigger" thing when he threatened to take them to court over his sex tape. It's definitely in their playbook, and they're definitely politically fanatic enough to do it.

Yeah Louis wrote that open letter about trump being the next hitler. Patton was def acting like a little bitch as well. I wish Patrice was around to talk to these guys.

Gaffigan is very funny and he's a clean comic, which is even harder. Patton has a niche of nerdy people/comic book lovers. Gaffigan is way more talented than Patton, and I'll fist fight over this.

i used to love the hot pocket bit, patton is a retard that never made me laugh, every fuck boy that said he was good on ona is a fucking tard

i used to love the hot pocket bit, patton is a retard that never made me laugh, every fuck boy that said he was good on ona is a fucking tard

Gaffigan made a PSA before the election saying how both sides have merit, and not to call anyone stupid before hearing their side. A mature view.

I wonder if Patton feels the same way.

Exactly like that, except anyone not Hillary Clinton is a racist sexist nazi

She kept smelling hot pockets & Jim thought his wife was doing a bit...

but yes, thoughts and prayers

Stroke POCKEHHHHHT!

Maybe her loony ass should have prayed harder.

I'm not the biggest Gaffigan fan but he's a better "mainstream" comic than most shit the normals like.

And he seems like a nice and likeable dude. This is fucking gay, and uncharacteristic of this place, but I'm really, genuinely sad that they're going through this shit and I hope she comes out okay.

Peckas.

We MUST Acknowledge this woman has a horse face, that being said thoughts and prayers

More witch than horse

Patton's career has sure taken off like a faggot since he decided to become a full-time liberal Hollywood suck-up.

• the thing where he and Johnny Depp ruined each other's careers in that 'epic Trump takedown' that was absolutely unbearable to watch for more than 6 minutes max.

• The thing wear he plays a regular working class sports fan that came out at the same time he was now an all-black wearing Hollywood intellectual 'genius' provocateur and satirist.

• The buddy/host/nerd who appears in a somewhat obscure sitcom on that episode. Was he in another episode once before?

• working full-time for free on twitter where half the followers are watching to see him go mentally insane.

I remember when Pattons wife died, we had a genuine thread just like this sendings tawts and prayahs

Jim Gaffigan was gonna murder Patton Oswalt's wife...?

Gaffigan's wife has an annoying personality and she talks too much. Having said that, I hope she makes a full recovery and lives a long life filled with joy and happiness.

She looks pretty good for post brain surgery but that machine next to her is feeding her. I wonder why. Hope for her kid's sake she Patton is barred from visiting and his Twitter feed now is believed to causes cancer.

Well she's more than fulfilled her replacement quota so there's no real reason to keep her around.

One asks for prayers for his wife, the other one probably killed his wife.

Thoughts and prayers and bleach.

I could go for a brain tumor hot pocket right about now...