Im no social justice leftwing nut job, but do you really think being raised by gay guys will fuck you up? I mean if theyre good parents should be cool right?
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95 year old Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg-'Windsor', born an inbred prince of Greece and Denmark before coming the consort to the Queen in the early 50s, may have passed away.
The royals bring in a lot more than we give them. He's just stepping down from social engagement. It was expected, as he hasn't been in the greatest health lately. He is 96.
Parliament and the BBC offices have run out of children to molest, so they're asking the Queen to put out a royal decree stating all taxi drivers in the North-East have to donate one of their child-brides to keep the British government from imploding.
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n/a dirkbungler 2017-05-04
Elizabeth queefed to death.
n/a Mud- 2017-05-04
That's terrible, I'm sorry.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-05-04
Ayyy Nyyyye That's awfoool.
n/a Chang_Ba 2017-05-04
So what's the contingency plan for that?
Whenever some royal cunt dies, you guys ruin an Elton John song. You already wasted "Candle in the Wind" on that other mannish whore.
He doesn't have another wind song.
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-05-04
Are you asking for an explanation of the British royal family's line of succession?
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-05-04
he probably thinks there's a vote or something
n/a Dennyislife 2017-05-04
elton John lives near my mother. She met his husband the other day out with his kids in town. His kids don't call him daddy but 'elton'
They are totally not going to be fucked up by having two daddies. No Sir.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-05-04
Please post a photo of your mother.
n/a Superbad415 2017-05-04
Im no social justice leftwing nut job, but do you really think being raised by gay guys will fuck you up? I mean if theyre good parents should be cool right?
n/a Dennyislife 2017-05-04
Yes. Especially world famous old gays
n/a fdnmfan 2017-05-04
Thank God you are here to intervene. The world's children thank you.
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n/a Slateski 2017-05-04
Why do they call Elton's husband Elton?
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-05-04
He doesn't have a wife and his Prince is dead. He would've been 95 but he's dead!
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-05-04
She was 14 years old.
n/a Awkawardsilence 2017-05-04
She was very badly raped, you see.
n/a Trayvondindunuffin 2017-05-04
Wassat, a pig ridin' a wild stallion or sumptin'??
n/a literalotherkin 2017-05-04
Phillip finally can fulfill his wish to be reincarnated as a deadly virus. Hopefully we can contain it to Africa.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-05-04
95 year old Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg-'Windsor', born an inbred prince of Greece and Denmark before coming the consort to the Queen in the early 50s, may have passed away.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-05-04
You forgot married his cousin who fell in love with him when she was 13 and he was 18
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-05-04
I draws what I likes and I likes what I drew
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-05-04
They're eating sushy. With some was-sOBI.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-05-04
'sources' saying its nothing. Just a casual 3am meeting. The rumours are not even being reported on the news. It's really weird.
I doubt its Prince Phillip he sleeps alone and was at the cricket earlier so his cold dead body wouldn't be found until later.
I'm going with Prince William died after Kate sat on his face and suffocated him. A fine way to go.
n/a Lish_fips89 2017-05-04
Apparently she is pregnant. Ooof.
n/a turnthemaround 2017-05-04
They're probably telling stupid queue jokes, getting weird haircuts, and overall being horrid people, like always
n/a Anarox 2017-05-04
Tea, lots of tea. Also tophats and cains
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-05-04
And crumpets!
n/a Anarox 2017-05-04
You know how dem brits get down
n/a ilovediscjam 2017-05-04
I don't know. None of us care about the royals. How's the Lincoln memorial?
n/a Mud- 2017-05-04
It's a nice visit if you actually go to that murderous shithole. A lot of museums near by and the national mall is lovely on a nice spring day.
n/a Awkawardsilence 2017-05-04
Old Phil is stepping down from public life. Not really big news.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-05-04
I didn't know retiring from taking tax money was a thing
n/a Awkawardsilence 2017-05-04
The royals bring in a lot more than we give them. He's just stepping down from social engagement. It was expected, as he hasn't been in the greatest health lately. He is 96.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-05-04
the land they have means they don't need a single penny from us.
n/a Awkawardsilence 2017-05-04
And yet we give it anyway. It's part of the "arrangement".
n/a Dennyislife 2017-05-04
It's nonsense and I hope Isis gets every last one of them.
n/a Awkawardsilence 2017-05-04
How lovely.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-05-04
it would be.
n/a Awkawardsilence 2017-05-04
Okay...so what happens now? do we keep talking or.....?
n/a Dennyislife 2017-05-04
Can you blow me? I've had loads of semis today that I've had to keep under control
n/a Awkawardsilence 2017-05-04
No sir, I'm not a homosexual. Even If I was, I doubt you'd be my type.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-05-04
Oh I thought you was a woman. Never known a man to be in anyway sympathetic to our family of brother joes
n/a Awkawardsilence 2017-05-04
I like the royal family. I make no excuses for it.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-05-04
Faggot.
n/a Awkawardsilence 2017-05-04
Now that's the O&A sub I know and love!
C'mere you!
n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-05-04
I'm down
n/a McGowan9 2017-05-04
Prince Philip is "retiring" from making public appearances. There was an emergency meeting called in the middl
n/a IslandNationReddit 2017-05-04
Parliament and the BBC offices have run out of children to molest, so they're asking the Queen to put out a royal decree stating all taxi drivers in the North-East have to donate one of their child-brides to keep the British government from imploding.
n/a Slateski 2017-05-04
Prince Edward has AIDS. Again!
n/a Dennyislife 2017-05-04
You forgot married his cousin who fell in love with him when she was 13 and he was 18
n/a Mud- 2017-05-04
It's a nice visit if you actually go to that murderous shithole. A lot of museums near by and the national mall is lovely on a nice spring day.
n/a Awkawardsilence 2017-05-04
Okay...so what happens now? do we keep talking or.....?