REMINDER: You are gay but Reddit is gayer (33/324)

12  2017-05-04 by fecesinyourvagina

Name one other place on the internet or real life where once youre there you have to act just like every other fucking loser there? Theres only one and its this fucking faggot shit fucking mortherfucking dried semen washrag you faggots flock to.

HURRRRR LE DERP IM A REDDITOR!!! LE CATS!!!! I LOVE CATS CATS AND BERNIE SANDERS AND CUM. I NEVER SAY 'SIGNIFICANT OTHER' IN REAL LIFE BUT SINCE EVERYONE ELSE DOES I DO TOO! HEY HERES A PIC OF MY FOOD BUT PLEASE NOTICE THIS SICK MICROBREW IPA HIPSTER FAGGOT ALE NIGGER SHIT IN THE PIC TOO.

HEy!!! I heard reddit - o and a hates opie and thinks anthony fucked a tranny, so im going to make a BILLION posts about it so people like me and give me those fake ass nigger points that i obsess over!!!

Hey patton killed his wife, amy shumer is a fat joke thief, Jimmy stole $60k, Sam is a talentless wrestlefag holocaust denier, and get this, ready?? READY?? i mean sit down cuz youre about to fucking laugh so hard that youre going to rip an ulcer into 9 feet of intestine.. READY??? JOE FUCKING CUMIA PAYS KIDS TO SPIT IN HIS MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today's "Faggity Five" served up hot, like your boyfriends CUM on your lips and tongue.

  1. MARK NORMAND MENTIONED THAT THIS SITE IS CANCER -- so now you faggots can really give him the fucking business by making post after post about how Mark Normald is ________ cuz of _______.

  2. HEY HAVE YOU HEARD?? SAM SUCKS!!!!!!

  3. SHERROD SMALL - please elaborate more about this mushmouth moon cricket, it never gets old.

  4. HAHAH ANTHONY IS NOT A WHITE PERSON! such a face turn in the favor of le epic SJW reddit. Boy you really showed him didnt you????

  5. UNIRONICALLY SERIAL POSTING - unoriginality at its finest 99/100

You are cancer. reddit is cancer. kill yourself you motherfuckin niggers.

as always fuck you fuck off die slow.

Let the hackposting begin!!!

32 comments

n/a  bonecrushingkisses 2017-05-04

Patton did kill his wife and every murder he commits in the future is on naysayers like you.

n/a  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-05-04

When they came for their wives, I said nothing. When they came for me...I came.

n/a  Trayvondindunuffin 2017-05-04

I do enjoy the Fagitty Five.

n/a  VigoTheCarpethian 2017-05-04

Me too

n/a  TheNigIsUp 2017-05-04

Number 5 hurt me. 😔

n/a  VigoTheCarpethian 2017-05-04

I enjoy your work

n/a  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-05-04

Well ouch.

n/a  zenicaone 2017-05-04

mods delete this thread. It breaks my cycle of "amy shumer is a fat joke thief" threads.

n/a  quake1rl 2017-05-04

Is this what it feels like to have hurt feelings?

n/a  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-05-04

We're a pretty well rounded group though. We enjoy comedy. We enjoy social issues (Ant's niggerdom), and we enjoy true crime and trying to help the community (put murderer ass Patton behind bars). So just get on out of here, if you're going to have a negative attitude buster.

n/a  Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2017-05-04

There's only room for one of us.

n/a  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-05-04

Goddamnit, you're back! We must settle this once and for all. A child strangle off. Who ever strangles the most 'special' children in under 1 minute wins.

n/a  Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2017-05-04

Give me your child and you have a bet.

n/a  MoneyMaY91 2017-05-04

This sub before 2016>>>

n/a  fishshirt 2017-05-04

Hey Scorch. Don't worry buddy, there will be more posts about you soon. We still love you. RIP sibby

n/a  TheSmallGiantt 2017-05-04

For some reason I was reding this in Sam Kinison's voice.

n/a  clay-davis 2017-05-04

Your phone cut out, bro.

n/a  sanfrancisco69er 2017-05-04

I only slightly skimmed this, and I can tell I agree with you, but if youre ever be in any type of argument, you shouldnt use slang that shows you are familiar with wrestling

n/a  NortheastPhilly 2017-05-04

I dont know what IT is, but this guys got it

n/a  866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-05-04

Is it a genuine mental illness?

n/a  Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2017-05-04

Homosexuality?

n/a  chippersonlyle 2017-05-04

If I was anthony cumia I would get you banned to build my safe space.

n/a  HBTaskForceRedLeader 2017-05-04

I like this guy unironically

n/a  Peckahnator 2017-05-04

We're gay.

n/a  ThePittWolf 2017-05-04

People who say "SO" instead of boyfriend or girlfriend should be all shipped to ISIS overnight priority mail.

n/a  onemancrimespree 2017-05-04

DONT MESS WITH THE PSYCHO

n/a  Single_Action_Army 2017-05-04

Aren't "reminder:" threads a fad though?
OP confirmed gay and possibly a bottom.

n/a  Doug_Graves 2017-05-04

Hey buddy, you don't hafta be such a jerk. You know.

n/a  [deleted] 2017-05-04

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n/a  Ramoooone 2017-05-04

You forget to mention the " HEY GUYS I FOUND A PICTURE OF A BALD GUY WHO LOOKS NOTHING LIKE JIM NORTON BUT ILL SAY ITS JIM JUST CAUSE HES BALD BECAUSE IM A FAGGOT WHOSE STILL TRYING TO RECREATE THE MAGIC OF THR TONY ROMO PICTURE" post.

They truly are the fucking worst posts

n/a  faustok 2017-05-04

Name one other place on the internet or real life where once youre there you have to act just like every other fucking loser there?

Almost everywhere. The gym, a restaurant, a supermarket, a bar, a child's birthday party, a heavy metal gig, the list goes on.

n/a  faustok 2017-05-04

Also, what are we going to do, not talk about the thing this sub is about?

n/a  Jcrazzy 2017-05-04

tell us how you really feel fecesinyourvagina

n/a  RacistPigeon 2017-05-04

Then every few weeks, there's a faggot that stands above the others by creating a post just like yours.