Sam Roberts is a very ugly man

4  2017-05-02 by Crownenberg

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There is just so many things to hate about Sam Roberts. He really reveals himself to be more and more like opie every day.

As a handsome man, I find his meer existence abhorrent. As a man with a deep voice, I am befuddled when I hear his voice being permitted to be broadcast from a fucking satellite.

He is a horrible looking person. I weep for his wife and his children. They could have done so much better.

As a "handsome man". Lol! You look like you dream of ploughing a semi truck into a Swedish grocery store.

Holy fuck that's hilarious. Same hairline as Sam, too.

Yummy chunky Mexican tho

meer existence

He does resemble a meerkat or other rodent species, I'll give you that.

He should be buried in a trash can.