Basically, Sam was supposed to be a really short guy because he was born with a genetic defect. But because of modern medicine and his parents he was able to artificially grow and has an extremely high sense of self worth.
You can understand why D-bag would rather fuck off to a different job... Imagine having to put up with the little balloon full of piss dick trying to belittle you every morning...
His parents made a huge mistake in force feeding him all that extra testosterone. They should have just let him be a short kid. One more thing he'd have in common with Jimmy
And this exhibit highlights the homeoqueerian. It is a hybrid of one of the first humans and aids. It lived for only 2 generations before dying out due to lack of macho man randy savage
REMINDER: OP created the original Brother Joe UD Definition and deleted it, leaving an autistic rambling mess of an explanation before deleting his account.
To say that his mom was impregnated by an eggplant is too simplify things ridiculously. Something far more sinister and unnatural is afoot in his genome.
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n/a ImgurAlbumsAreSlow 2017-05-02
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n/a Crownenberg 2017-05-02
does it?
Is it?
Are ya?
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-05-02
Imgur isn't slow, but your spergy, shitdick programmer sure is.
n/a ratmeatburgers 2017-05-02
Why don't his eyebrows actually follow the contours of his brow? It's like they're arbitrarily thrown on his face.
n/a Bams_seed 2017-05-02
Because unlike typical males that develop a prominent brow bone during puberty, Sam took hormones to artificially create such features
n/a OldWestGunslinger 2017-05-02
Basically, Sam was supposed to be a really short guy because he was born with a genetic defect. But because of modern medicine and his parents he was able to artificially grow and has an extremely high sense of self worth.
n/a mattirawks 2017-05-02
You can understand why D-bag would rather fuck off to a different job... Imagine having to put up with the little balloon full of piss dick trying to belittle you every morning...
n/a jf_ftw 2017-05-02
Fetal alcohol syndrome
n/a xyniphis 2017-05-02
No one believes he inseminated that woman.
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-05-02
This is from when he was younger and more virile. He's somehow much uglier than this now.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-05-02
Didn't he lose his lips and his fucking hair line is half way on his head
n/a it_tastes_like_aids 2017-05-02
Ugly fucking bastard. Shoulda been sterilized at birth.
n/a emitpeels89 2017-05-02
I wonder how high school will go for his son.
n/a immersion-killing 2017-05-02
BRUTAL BLACKPILL
n/a spicysandwich80 2017-05-02
His parents made a huge mistake in force feeding him all that extra testosterone. They should have just let him be a short kid. One more thing he'd have in common with Jimmy
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-05-02
That's why the thing in the picture didn't pass its genes on to anyone. The pipsqueak it was supposed to look like did.
It's like thinking Nikki Cox's kid is doomed look like a monster.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-05-02
And this exhibit highlights the homeoqueerian. It is a hybrid of one of the first humans and aids. It lived for only 2 generations before dying out due to lack of macho man randy savage
n/a fervt 2017-05-02
He has a face like a gimp mask.
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-05-02
I don't know how this comment hasn't been upvoted 10x as much.
n/a CasinoIndian 2017-05-02
He looks like Ellen Burstyn in Requiem For A Dream.
n/a tremendousaurus 2017-05-02
Was that it Bob Kelly that said Sam had the upper lip of a lion? I think about that gem every time I see a picture of him.
n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-05-02
REMINDER: OP created the original Brother Joe UD Definition and deleted it, leaving an autistic rambling mess of an explanation before deleting his account.
n/a creamboy123 2017-05-02
hey man, if i was his wife, i would have passed on his genes!!! lmao
n/a dankfranklin 2017-05-02
Sam wishes his hairline still looked like that.
n/a Destination_Jeffrey 2017-05-02
Nobody panic, it's probably not his.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-05-02
Tss, where'd he take em, to the Goodwill er somethin?
G'on, nah.
n/a ThePittWolf 2017-05-02
Imagine that face looking down on you in ecstasy and he released his jizz into you.
n/a ZigginZaggin 2017-05-02
No.
n/a Peckas1 2017-05-02
He looks like something out of The Dark Crystal.
n/a THEPOOPSOFVICTORY 2017-05-02
Octopus/velocirapter hybrid.
n/a Stud_beaner_69 2017-05-02
Sam is like a androgynous, abbo albino with a physique like a q-tip
n/a malvin77 2017-05-02
To say that his mom was impregnated by an eggplant is too simplify things ridiculously. Something far more sinister and unnatural is afoot in his genome.