Mid 40's to late 50's. Thinning hair but uses lots of products to preserve it. Plain t shirts or comedy shirts like ipood and family guy quotes. Heavy but not muscley. Big head but not smart. Cheap blue jeans that don't fit. Crocs or shitty running shoes and a horribly ungroomed crotch with a foreskin that hasn't been pulled back since his ex wife slipped while they were fucking.
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n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-05-01
Looks like a super-fag. I can definitely picture him 'road-cycling' while listening to EDM.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-01
Let's pick up some grapefruit road sodas maaaan!
n/a ilovediscjam 2017-05-01
Mid 40's to late 50's. Thinning hair but uses lots of products to preserve it. Plain t shirts or comedy shirts like ipood and family guy quotes. Heavy but not muscley. Big head but not smart. Cheap blue jeans that don't fit. Crocs or shitty running shoes and a horribly ungroomed crotch with a foreskin that hasn't been pulled back since his ex wife slipped while they were fucking.
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-05-01
I would bet my life savings that this guy has a flip phone holstered to his belt right now.
n/a DerpalSherpa 2017-05-01
Looks like a proud boy.
n/a TPuffs 2017-05-01
All of Opies fans are stay at home dads
n/a Mol3cular 2017-05-01
That...th-that was perfect