Fez always wins

46  2017-05-01 by Bibimbap4211

I like to think he's happily jacking off into a twinks mouth while being completely unaware off the cesspool he left behind.

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I think gets daily updates from his inside man "the Falcon" and he absolutely loves the direction of Opie's show.

He also was notoriously cheap so he's probably living like a king back in Pinellas Park

Eating steak every day

Aka burgers

Linger longer

Too spicy.

Blueberries for breakfast every morning. Just blueberries.

YOU WANTED STEAK I GOT YOU STEAK

I'm pretty sure he moved back in with his mom.

He's probably living at home doing nothing while various people in the neighborhood plan to rob him because they know he's got a fat easter egg in his bank account.

he's laying on the beach with paul O fanning him with palm leaves while a hairless cuban boy feeds him downs as if they were grapes.

Fez doesn't actually have sex or anything like it. He just fantasizes and watches porn. I'm not even sure he's really gay. I think he just wants to be gay to be something.

I dont think fez follows anything online but i secretly wish someone from sirius is filling him in on opie's decent into nothingness.

I'm pretty sure Ron and Fez still talk on the phone all the time. I like to imagine them both laughing their asses off at Opie's downfall. Ron is far too cool to actually like or respect Opie.

O&a in the morning, R&F in the afternoon. Sam and Pepper hicks were nothings who spoke only when spoken too. God I miss those days:(

Hayyyy

who?

He's the real deal stand alone fruit.