can we get a list of things Sam and his hair looks like?

7  2017-04-30 by opiesucks

he looks like Kenny G with aids! you go.

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cro magnon - side show bob

Side show boob

Show side boob

Put velcro on the ceiling.

leukemia muppet

Joe Camel wearing a Buckwheat wig.

A sponge sitting on a piece of dogshit.

He looks like Lil and Phil's dad from Rugrats.

Sammy Hagar if he had AIDS and no talent

A slightly less masculine Rachael Dolezal

Chore-boy

Pubes hahaha fuck you

Lately his head looks like a bowling pin with a clown wig resting on top

like a mop bucket or sumthin

He looks like Ron Perlman's bastard with an extra large merkin clumsily strapped to his head.

The dummy in this new commercial.

You know that prank where you rub a microphone in dog shit then interview people? That's Sam's head.

it looks bad haha

deep fried afro wig

A nigger

A less handsome Clint Howard.

Cornholio.