Did you hear his last episode of Mohr Stories with Skyler Stone? JJ is a fucking manic mess on it. Like 3x Skyler tells him the exact details of the story, and not even 10 seconds later JJ goes "Where did this happen?" He sounds like he's on something.

JJ? Ewwww

Forgive him, he's testing out hip new lingo for his bar shows. Kinda like how you test out faggy European fashion and fixie bikes.

And like how you test out your father's cock in your mouth?

I don't know my father. Just like you don't know what it's like to ride your bike and not hear "who's the fag with the fag haircut and fag clothes"

Well you didn't deny the part about your brother

Sorry I didn't see your edit in time. I would like to formally deny ever jacking off my brother. But ya got me good, I'm gonna go shave the sides of my head and buy some pomade BRB.

Now that's the spirit. Have fun trying to fit in any clothes at all you worthless cunt

Are you saying all the H&M catalogs I stole from your trash are going to be of no use? Damn there goes my chance of ever getting cheap Chinese made "stylish" clothing 😥

Well you can use them to keep drawing some of your weird Hentai, faggot

Cool. I'm currently working on one called stretch marks and style

It follows a young man who just lost a bunch of weight taking a bike ride to American apparel when his fixie bike seat flys off and he discovers something about himself

I'm tappin' out. You win

You are slightly smarter than the other two idiots I'm currently trolling then. Have a good day.

That's his name, sir. I didn't "make that up." Do you "ew" people when they refer to Gregg Hughes as "Opie?"

Yes

Well...you shouldn't.

Don't be bothered by these guys, it makes sense to me DM.

Im gonna get through this.

He started cracking big time on the show with Steven Adler and his mother. Started crying.

If he's not using, I'd be shocked.

This tweet about "stealing" the idea for the app, sounds like he's freaking out because his income is way, way, way down, and he's gonna have to give trout lips all of what's left to go away, and more.

Go look at the poem he wrote in March on his website. He's on his way to a nervous breakdown.

Ive been listening to his podcast for years, and that was honest to god one of the worst episodes Ive ever heard of it. For him to go on that 4 minute preamble and say "how important it was" and talking about this episode like it was the finale of MASH was enraging, the show turned out to be a mother with almost Bobo levels of retardation and her mush-mouthed idiot constantly interrupting them. The show was his enabling, obnoxious mother trying to hawk books off of his tired rock star cliche story. Fuckin Jay carried on about it like he was getting a confession from OJ.

I'll even do you one better; Im not the biggest GNR fan, but I fuckin hated Steven Adler as a drummer. I was a Matt Sorum man all the way. Dude had nice, clean no bullshit drumming. You Could Be Mine is my favorite GNR song, listen to how fucking tough the drums make that song.

I had to bail on his podcast a few months ago. No humor, nothing interesting being said, a forced religious theme at times...it just wasn't doing it for me.

Yeah it's really fallen apart in the last 6 months. I barely listen anymore. When he's good he's so good, but it just doesn't happen much anymore. The Jake The Snake episode from like a year ago was one of the best episodes of a podcast I'd ever heard.

Fuck yeah. 100 percent agree. Goddamnit, why can't things just stay great?

Looks at Opie and Anthony universe

They CAN stay great, damn it. Just gotta adjust. Gotta do more reps with less weight now. Opie & Anthony were glory heavy lifting days, Jim & Sam is less weight, more reps older days. Not quite as much fun and not as satisfying, but at the end of the day it gets the job done, at least to some degree.

Yuck.

Shapiro is still pissed about it too. Says Mohr admitted it but never properly apologized.

Be TWEETIN people! Gem mint 10!

Put if on FLEX PAY and we'll throw in a YooHoo rocketing diarrhea joke!

Lorne cut him a check

He's such a nobody he probably built this up in his head as if Jay stole his one shot at superstardom.

That's a great fucking book, by the way. Jay comes off like a complete ass, but it's short and interesting.

Jay can do no wrong after that Colin impression. 10/10.

Hrmmph hrmmph 10/10 what are you doing math or something hrrmmph hrmpph

I thought everyone knew that

I wish he was in the limo with Tracy Morgan that day

Are jokes intellectual proprietary property?

did he file all his jokes to the magistrate?

is Jay Mohr smart?

I can answer all three in one go.

peckhas?

peckahs.

Check this out: I'm developing a Tinder-style app where people who love film and sexual intercourse can match with each other based on the movies and fetishes they like. I call it Sinephile. If any of you take my idea, you owe me a dozen blowjobs and 4 rimjobs.

Does Jay still do any of the O&A universe shows? He called into Ant's in the beginning, but that's the last I recall.

Everyone probably hates him by now. He's a narcissistic faggot.

Such a pedestrian common joke

Jay Mohr, Radio Whore

I bet this loser sits on the internet all day looking for things he's either said in a " special " or elsewhere waiting for the day he can seem like some one lifted an idea from him.

more like gay mohr am i right guys?

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.What the fuck is a gander?

Fuck yeah. 100 percent agree. Goddamnit, why can't things just stay great?

Looks at Opie and Anthony universe