r/opieandanthony: I foresee homeless Opie pushing around his cart full of empty beer cans acting like he drank them all: "Check out the empties maahhn!"

I foresee homeless Opie pushing around his cart full of empty beer cans acting like he drank them all: "Check out the empties maahhn!"

22 2017-04-28 by [deleted]

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10 comments

n/a 3noir 2017-04-28

He wouldn't last 24 hours on the street.

n/a packitchofsositch 2017-04-28

Sir I'll have you know he grew up in a rough neighborhood. He was in a gang: the Pepperidge Farm Slalom Crew. You can't imagine how many underwater beatdowns they handed out. You don't want to.

n/a StuntPeckah 2017-04-28

Pffft, yeah...against Frenchmen...

n/a StuntPeckah 2017-04-28

You don't think being poor as a kid and caddying for mobsters helped teach him the necessary skills?

n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-28

naah he worked for the mafia strictly legit. did some tingss, some tingsss... just realized i gotta keep it vague tho, i'm not a rat.

n/a PhilipMarma 2017-04-28

"Gotta have my road sodas! Sniff"

n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-04-28

Holding out of dirty Opie quotes mug for change.

n/a DickPunchOpie 2017-04-28

wIll sTomP caKe foR cake.

n/a Peckas1 2017-04-28

Tippy Tom was a time travelling Opie who wanted to reconnect with the show.

n/a SlamballReunionTour 2017-04-28

Child of the 1880s

n/a emende21 2017-04-28

He should have his cake stomped on