Jim, you need to stop going in denial and get fat again. We care about you, it's the right thing to do. Buy some pretzels.

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That's his idea of a treat/eating bad. Dipping pretzels in mustard. What a fucking awful "treat." If you're going to eat something tasty but not great for you, have a fucking bacon cheeseburger or something. Fruit.

One must keep in mind, this isn't some gourmet German soft pretzel dipped in a fine dijon. It's a handful of dry Rold Golds dipped in French's yellow.

Who dips anything in mustard? It's a spread.

I dip my onion rings in mustard, but then again I'm a giant faggot.

I dip my sositch in mustard.

Most pretzels at the supermarket are too narrow for spreading. Dipping is needed.

I don't understand why anyone would eat pretzels outside of something to nibble on while drinking beer. They aren't particularly tasty, they're just something to line your stomach so you can drink more lager. As for spreading or dipping them in mustard, that just sounds weird and unappetising, like dunking tortilla chips in pickle brine. Each to their own though.

I hope behind closed doors he's White Goodman-ing a slice of pizza every day for the rest of his miserable life until he dies of anorexia and homosexuality

Fat Angry Jimmy > Metro Jimmy

unless Metro Jimmy means he's pushed in front of a subway car.

That Jim hates everything compilation is the most damning piece of evidence as to how far he has fallen that any of us could hope to see.

We need to send copious amounts of fucking gross food to the studio everyday to feed jim. Send Sam some rye bread and a menorah.

No, we hate him.

Speeking of DENIAL:

"No. It was only 2.5 million heeby Jews that were slaughtered alive. Ha-ha-ha! I'm pretty sure they did 911 too. I don't trust them or their crook horn noses. Right, Jim?" - Sam Roberts

"Exactly right, Sam. Well stated." - Jim Norton