LOL was that when you were getting the business for talking to us on discord?

I thought copomash got you fired. Or was that another time your services were no longer required?

Well I hope you get an equally funny text from this new bar when they fire you. Good luck.

What happened with copomash?

Look, if you can't handle substance abuse and his less than polite way of speaking than why were you hiring Ian in the first place.

Sounds like reasonable behavior to me. This guy seems like a faggot and most likely you should pursue employment elsewhere.

Fired for playing hip hop? What was it a Cumia bar?

Have you tried going to a 12 step program? - Jim Norton

If I'm in what is supposed to be a rock bar and the faggot twink DJ is black out drunk and blasting hip-hop I'd be pissed.

It was me. Sorry, I really needed to hear Informer, 2 Of America's Most Wanted, My Neck My Back, Raise The Roof, Laffy Taffy, Ayo Technology and Accidental Racist that night.

Your push AND your crack!?

You go deep with your big bag of hits?

You actually sound like a pretty good time.

how would you like to mow my lawn?

I doubt he's Mexican.

His glammar suggests that he his.

Have you considered taking the issue all the way to The People's Court?

FAKE NEWS!

Ian was fired for molesting young boys with down syndrome in the bathroom. They thought he was their mothers because of his hair and frame.

That was mean and uncalled for.

https://youtu.be/8i5OrcxwFUA

I mean you probably shouldn't yell "faggot" as much but otherwise you did nothing wrong.

you have a safe house near pitt if ya ever need it.

im in a rough situation as well, hope it all works out for ya. best of luck.

fucking hate summertime, rather it be winter so i dont have to see everyone else out having a grand time.

You sound rike me. I wondel if you'le one of my brackout dlunk art accounts?

I think hes more angry at the "hip hop music" he really wanted to say something else there

It was definitely a code word.

"It's bringing in an unfamiliar element."

Why do you need to be sober to DJ? You're not a bus driver.

Not even a ship steerer!

I really don't know why you have to be sober for most jobs that don't involve driving large numbers of people. Is it really necessary to know that the cook at that one diner is not only selling drugs but he also has several respectable quantities coursing through his veins while he flips it again with a spatula?

At least whisper "I'm a" before screaming faggot. Then it's factual and empowering and not a slur.

Or hold up a mirror & scream faggot into it, then you're just telling the truth.

np

So no more of that Espanolla restaurant in BK? What happened with that gig? I was really banking on some free tamales next time I got lost in Brooklyn.

I tried that with "nigger" and I still got in trouble.

Sounds like your boss is some millennial jew that spent his bar mitzvah money on bars so he could seem cool to all the yentas in the neighborhood.

Stinks go on CumTown.

I love watching people self-destruct.

If you get fired doing these things in the bar industry, it's either time for behavioral change, or perhaps looking for a entry level job in a Soprano/Corleone type of business. They weren't too PC. Didn't like the heroin though. Ypu could tweet Opie, he once said he "legit worked for the mob".

Maybe you could start off as a golf caddy.

A candy kid even.

Viral Spiral is a big company out of England if you wanna REALLY know. They recruited Opie.

You could be the sniveling junkie guy in the movie that the detective shakes down and you fold almost immediately.

Do you have any reason why you were yelling faggot? That sounds hilarious

The image of you bursting through a group of skanks to tap on the window and scream "FAGGOT" with your breath fogging up the glass and nobody can hear you outside makes me exhale sharply from my nose.

It is also your go-to for when you're looking at a mirror

See cause...

Time to regroup the old band & go on a nostalgia tour.

That's a rough one. What bar are you working at now?

I like how he capitalized the word Faggot.

It really should be a proper noun

Getting harder to be a librarian all the time.

It's ok Ian, if my show takes off ill pay for you to be a permanent guest, and I'd that falls through we can always move up to the farm I inherited and start growing poppies, weed, mushrooms and shit.

Oh shit, you need an actual job, in all seriousness my cousin owns a bar in Brooklyn, I can ask if he needs a bartender if you'd like, or whatever he has available if you're down.

will be be able to pass the daily narcotics test?

He said he doesn't need a bartender right now but will in 2 months, and I told him to tell me so I can send you to him. He also said there's a bar back position open now though if you want it. Also it'll be 40+ hours a week.

He also said 13.50 an hour plus tips. Don't know how good that is for New York though.

Dude why would you do that to your cousin?

Hey cousin, let's go out of business!

Ian seems like a decent dude, and he was willing to help me at my lowest. My cousins have money, hiring him won't hurt even if it doesn't work out.

Now who is going to hit play on their Ipod Shuffle??

I'm pretty sure the Hip Hop was the big mistake. Next time play some Panzerfaust instead and they'll give you a raise.

Well it's not like there aren't other bars with rape vibes in the city.

You should definitely become a high voltage electrician

Are there any DJ businesses around you that have regular trivia gigs? Those companies are usually always looking for DJs. Alternatively, spruce yourself up, put on body glitter & Love Spell, and apply to be a barback at a gay bar.

More like bareback.

Fawkin home run! Go to break, Erock!

What do you usually mix?

"Playing hip hop for the last hour." In other words, let's keep the nigger shit to a minimum.

U should fire bomb the place burn it to the fuckin ground

i hope you played something like the ''36 chambers'' in full.

Team up with Denny

Your career path is clearly sleazy pawn shop owner so I don't know why you're futzing around with colored people music.

I dont get it

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