Last LoS episode they had some music fag on & he was like "Yeah we make drony stuff with a lot of delay" (describes what sounds like shoegaze)... Musical connoisseur Big Jay immediately jumps in: "WHAT, YOU MEAN LIKE TOOL & DEFTONES??"
Are there any comedians who aren't musically stunted unknowledgeable faggots?
Todd Barry is the only one I can think of who is knowledgeable about music.
Even Marc Maron, who talks about music a lot, doesn't seem to know much. Whenever he gets an LP in the mail from a fan, he's always like "woah, where did these guys come from???"
I was going to say he is every degenerate I knew as a teenager. Remember that one kid who "did stuff" with a girl before everyone and you never heard the end of it?
Ours was named Ron and he was a 17 year old security guard at a grocery store, when he was off work he'd hang out at local businesses and tell junior high kids how he peed inside a girl once.
Ours was Jere. He was not at all afraid of getting girls pregnant. Never wore a bag, never even tried to pull out. He became a father at 19. Fun guy, but dumb.
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n/a hookahreed 2017-04-27
Not good when you have to grow a beard to show the world you have a chin.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-04-27
Everyone on here can relate
n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-04-27
Ha! Jokes on you I can't even grow a beard!
n/a JMueller2012 2017-04-27
You fuck one, though
n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-04-27
no she left me :(
n/a goo-gobbler 2017-04-27
mom's gone?
n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-04-27
yes and I'm actually going to hang myself this time no foolin. tell banks to get ready to spread the news of my demise.
n/a fashanoo 2017-04-27
Every fatass on here can relate
n/a strappingyoungladdie 2017-04-27
Yes, fashanoo, that was the joke.
n/a CockPoopExpress 2017-04-27
I really resent being lumped in with all the ham-titted detritus on this sub. Lose weight, tubsy.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-04-27
Gain more
n/a CockPoopExpress 2017-04-27
You.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-04-27
Hard to catch up with you, pig boy
n/a aidspiss 2017-04-27
Loosing weight from rectal injections of aids-nigger sperm is not an accomplishment, faggot.
n/a SpaceEbge 2017-04-27
Does Jay know Sam Roberts is an ANTI-SEMITE? Maybe they should have an eating contest.
n/a nigforagua 2017-04-27
Do you think his perfectly plucked eyebrows are meant to distract from his fatness?
n/a TARE_ME 2017-04-27
Na, that's what his neon green running shoes are for.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-04-27
I can't wait for 20 years from now when 60 year old men will be walking around like this.
n/a darcebaug 2017-04-27
Bonfire should be daily on Faction Talk.
n/a ehondaslaps 2017-04-27
More like fat-tion talk
n/a frrunkis 2017-04-27
6'2", full head of hair, and he still managed to fuck his appearance up completely
n/a doodoopeepees 2017-04-27
Sam, go do prep for your show
n/a frrunkis 2017-04-27
I don't get it, is it cause he's balding?
n/a doodoopeepees 2017-04-27
receding hair line, only normal height due to exogenous growth hormone.
n/a turnthemaround 2017-04-27
I started typing things out to critique what he's doing with his appearance. I simply gave up, there's just so much wrong here.
n/a BurtReynoldsStache 2017-04-27
Start with the girth. The tremendous girth.
n/a dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-04-27
Big Gay Jokerson
n/a Beverly_Sheckler 2017-04-27
Thats 👎 t photoshopped?
n/a Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-04-27
Last LoS episode they had some music fag on & he was like "Yeah we make drony stuff with a lot of delay" (describes what sounds like shoegaze)... Musical connoisseur Big Jay immediately jumps in: "WHAT, YOU MEAN LIKE TOOL & DEFTONES??"
Are there any comedians who aren't musically stunted unknowledgeable faggots?
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-04-27
Todd Barry is the only one I can think of who is knowledgeable about music.
Even Marc Maron, who talks about music a lot, doesn't seem to know much. Whenever he gets an LP in the mail from a fan, he's always like "woah, where did these guys come from???"
n/a 6jesus6christ6 2017-04-27
marc maron is a weird pretentious old creep, he doesn't know anything. he brags about reading basic high school syllabus books like a teenager.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-04-27
Lord of the Flies AND To Kill A Mockingbird?
n/a opestersmammarydrip 2017-04-27
Hes like Fatter Kirstie Alley
n/a strappingyoungladdie 2017-04-27
Enough of the photoshops already.
n/a opestersmammarydrip 2017-04-27
boooo
n/a strappingyoungladdie 2017-04-27
What are you a ghost or something?
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-27
He looks like every juvie metalhead kid except 25 years older.
n/a shootermcgvn 2017-04-27
I was going to say he is every degenerate I knew as a teenager. Remember that one kid who "did stuff" with a girl before everyone and you never heard the end of it?
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-27
My degenerate was more into blowing up church doors, edgy satanism, and drug abuse, but yeah. They all share the same head.
n/a shootermcgvn 2017-04-27
I forgot to mention half the kids I'm talking about ended up dead from an OD
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-27
amateurs.
n/a shootermcgvn 2017-04-27
"There are two kinds of people who are against drugs: People who have never done drugs, and people who really sucked at doing drugs" - D. Stanhope
n/a DickSlit 2017-04-27
You just described my specific brand of teenage debauchery.
n/a TARE_ME 2017-04-27
Ours was named Ron and he was a 17 year old security guard at a grocery store, when he was off work he'd hang out at local businesses and tell junior high kids how he peed inside a girl once.
It was like my own real life Bonfire.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-04-27
I like this guy.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-04-27
Ours was Jere. He was not at all afraid of getting girls pregnant. Never wore a bag, never even tried to pull out. He became a father at 19. Fun guy, but dumb.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-04-27
He looks like the geown up kid from the movie matilda who ate the entire chocolate cake
n/a forcedhammer 2017-04-27
upvote withheld bc its you did Jay instead of the traditional Gay
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-04-27
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n/a insertclevereference 2017-04-27
The good thing is that all the grease he consumes goes straight to his hair.
n/a NormMcdongloads 2017-04-27
This is Amy Schumer tho
n/a Billyassman 2017-04-27
America's best dressed comic.
n/a malvin77 2017-04-27
I see this guy's name all the time and don't know who he is and don't care.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-04-27
Everyone on here can relate
n/a SpaceEbge 2017-04-27
Does Jay know Sam Roberts is an ANTI-SEMITE? Maybe they should have an eating contest.
n/a CockPoopExpress 2017-04-27
You.