Ooof. The sycophantic fake laughs from friends/family/thieving sexual partners. The trashiness of the whole place. The fact that Antwan describes it as "classy." Very uncomfortable. If you've been blocked and can't see it, it's worth starting a new account. Brent-level cringe.

41  2017-04-27 by McGowan9

81 comments

He is on RCI Allure, no? What is trashy about that?

Cruise ships are, by their very definition, a trashy holiday. Ok if you're a secretary or something. He's supposedly a millionaire. He had to queue for his dinner. And it was probably a buffet.

He's also taking along everyone remotely related to him. To feel like a big shot. Wealthy people don't do any of these things. They summer in Tuscany or the South of France, winter in the Caribbean or ski in Murren or Val d'Isere.

Anthony is, like Patrice once said, "a millionaire refrigerator repair man."

He's a dirty guinea at heart having a goofy family vacation, lighten up.

I cannot. I wish to mock him.

Fair enough, but this is definitely not worth starting a new account.

Besides that, mock till your hearts content my friend.

Exactly. I see nothing wrong here.

We book the smallest, cheapest rooms mid ship. Only thing we use the room for is sleep and taking shits. We went for a luxury balcony room once and it was a waste. To each their own.

Cool, but you don't probably pretend to be some high roller. You just want a quick and easy vacation with everything included - food, drinks, entertainment etc. You're a good egg. Anthony is a nouveau riche dirty ginzo.

Of the things we've wasted money on and regret it the luxury room cruise is at the top. When we boarded we looked around and started laughing. We go with Princess Lines and have had amazing meals. We will spring for the $25 up charge for the steakhouse and lobster, good Italian once in awhile but you'll normally find me stuffing my face with free hot dogs and cheeseburgers while drinking my bucket of beer by the pool lol

I paid for your splendor!

I want to perform all manner of deviant acts on Dawn, my guinea white trash crush. Do you think she'd let me stick it up her shitter?

Lay off! Dee Dee Rox is my gal.

Christ, ever heard of sharing?

And the world ain't slowing down...

My girlfriend Dawn Cumia, Anthony Cumia's sister.

I miss fez :(

Too bad she's with Fat Opie. They call him that because he looks like Opie. Only much, much heavier.

Imagine if that cruise ship crashes into an iceberg and goes to the bottom of the ocean, with everyone on it.

Imagine the grease floating on the ocean with all those dago wops sinking.

Oil and water 🎶

How about you just take a screenshot instead of asking the entire subreddit to make new accounts.

Pfft.

Like we have anything better to do?

You can't screenshot a video, sir.

Oh dear.

Screenshot my ass, prick.

Just log out of Twitter, you mo.

Oh yea I'll just open up my twitter and hit logout then click that link a 2nd time...yea right.

Get the fuck over it you absolute vagina.

You fooking cunt a big Ben bloody arse mate

You fooking cunt a big Ben bloody arse mate

I just realized that O&A are both uncomfortable boobs that need Twitter/periscope/balllickers to function. After years of saying that they're not just another show full of radio egomaniacs.

They're human garbage.

That gave me an actual, real-life shiver. Born-loser trash.

brother joe loves the retired cop look

Post Dawn pics

Hawt!

You don't need to create a new account. Use a different browser, or open an incognito tab if your browser has that option.

If you got nothing to hide who do you need a private tab browser faggot

I meant a private tab to view Twitter accounts that have blocked you, so you can still stay signed into your account. Sheesh.

You meant to tell us there is a way to view webpages as if you are logged out?

If Ant was on the Titanic he wouldn't even be allowed in the steerage

He'd be DiCaprio's guinea friend who drowns because he doesn't find a rich cunt to fuck.

DiCaprio drowns too. I am a faggot.

No, he succumbs to hypothermia and then his corpse sinks underwater.

If you're gonna be a faggot at least do it right.

Top faggot.

Is he on the verge of suicide?

That suite looks like it costs around $10,000 and his network is a failure.

Either he's making piles of money and we don't know it, or this cruise is his swan song before he eats a bullet.

I refuse to believe his bank account isn't in the red. There's no way this irresponsible, narcissist, former tin knocker manchild even attempted to manage his money or make it work for him. He's been blowing it all on empty ephemera to fill his awful McMansion for years, and there's no way in hell Come Pound Me(dia) is turning a profit.

Gavin is probably propping him up. I think that he legitimately made millions off the Vice deal, but he's also desperate for a platform. Plus, Fox fired him last year.

Gavin is his entire network.

Uhuru

It's ok, I'm sure ol Joe spit slurper will help him out once he goes broke

I hear 2U is selling out basement after basement on their inter-neighbourhood tour

He more than likely spent what he earned every year, maybe more than he earned. He's for sure in the red now.

No way man, he's made millions gambling!

/s just to be on the safe side

I'm sure he made out like a bandit during all those trips to Atlantic City where he drank himself into oblivion and woke up next to a transexual negress

He did take a lot of people with him. Maybe it's like when suicidal people give a ton of their own stuff away before they do it.

Right? It's weird.

It would be one thing if he did this every year.

But here's a dude who had basically stopped gambling completely after getting fired. And suddenly he's taking the entire family on an extravagant cruise, drinking, and gambling?

It just screams "Bon Voyage"

Don't be stupid. He's obviously having a little fun now because he's replacing Bill O'Reilly.

Those rooms run up into 20-40k per room, or about 10k+ per guest sometimes. He spent all those truckers' money and blew it on a dumb vacation. He could've chartered a yacht if paid for all his family to join him.

Yeah I think you're right

I didn't want to go that high because it seems ridiculous, but VIP rooms on cruise ships are $$$$

My wife wanted me to take us on a cruise for our family of four and it was something like $6000 for a room the size of postage stamp

I would go balls deep in Dawn

Has anthony fucked those kids yet?

Inside out

In America, are Italians pretty much considered trashy pieces of shit like this family? I'm sure waiters must love them.

Yes Southern Italians are garbage people. Hitler had them marked for genocide but Mussolini was able to negotiate a pardon in exchange for cannon fodder.

So the Southern Italians wear the Nike gear and drive around in shitty modified cars, like the Greeks in Australia?

Yeah, the gavones. Southern Italian food is way better though, and northerners think they're sophisticated which is almost worse.

I'm sure his young girlfriend likes hanging out with a bunch of geriatrics, she has more in common with the kids Joe brought along to nourish his sexual cravings.

But isn't she "one of Joe's kids?

Everyone from Joe down knows that nothing good comes from Anthony's films, but playing along is the price of admission. How do you not get that it isn't cool to broadcast kids to strangers on periscope, I feel like that's what the (dad?) at 7:15 is saying but not able to push the issue.

Brent ... Hatley? He's the fuckin man. Can't get a fuckin tan.

Guineas may be trashy, but at least they stick together. Somebody has to die or get married to have that many members of my WASP family in the same room.

Delicious North-European solitude, I say.

Why throw any of this out there? Who outside of his inner circle honestly cares? All this garbage is preordained to become Reddit fodder. This family seemingly believes any thought or moment demands social media promulgation. You're not that special, guys! Keep your twisted family getaway to yourselves. Also, be sure to lock up all valuables before the n-person maids come a cleaning.

Maybe don't watch it then you dumb fucking nigger.

I just realised that the fucking ship is called 'The allure of the seas'.

I think Anthony got a discount or something and that's why he has to keep tweeting and saying the name of the ship

Tss what like a deep sea discount or sumthin I dunno

lol he's become opie with his phone

hahahahahaha ha hahAHHAAHAHHA HAhAHhADFJHSDFKSDHf

"Periscope?"

-Joe "Dude, what the fuck is with you man? You realize the mention of that word and everyone is going to get flashbacks of that youtube thing you had right" Cumia

Now let's see where the rest of the degenerates are. None of em came up. None of em came up with me.

so about all those love theories, Anthony

Lol "don't bite the kids Ant..."

The entire family looks like Cousin Eddy from National Lampoons.

How can i watch without downloading periscope?

Do you guys think the Cumia's got to dine with the Captain of the ship? Like they did on The Love Boat?

Yes Southern Italians are garbage people. Hitler had them marked for genocide but Mussolini was able to negotiate a pardon in exchange for cannon fodder.

DiCaprio drowns too. I am a faggot.

Yeah, the gavones. Southern Italian food is way better though, and northerners think they're sophisticated which is almost worse.