Hopefully, any middle eastern named Mohammed who has burning hatred for fat breasted American men --- and is willing to meet Allah in the very immediate future.
Some cocksucker here gave me gold on a throwaway line about Vos being stupid. The only happiness I got from it was knowing Knickers didn't get it instead
The only thing I ever liked that Kenny did was when he took that goddamn ukalele from that faggot pope bobo and beat him with it when he stood up like he was a celebrity and interrupted Ronnie B.
So I obviously have missed it because both shows suck my nuts....but doesn't Kenny typically travel with Norton and also Opie? Or did fart breath choose a side?
75 comments
n/a cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-04-26
Give'em the ol' Ryan Dunn, eh?
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-26
What a shame, I loved that guy. Ryan Dunn I mean.
n/a joeroganpodcastfan 2017-04-26
He's dunn for
n/a brmlb 2017-04-26
it was an inside job. Opie's philly crew was gunning for Bam
n/a SayntJ 2017-04-26
Very well done....... you cocksmoking queerbag
n/a Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2017-04-26
His car had a thermite paint job.
n/a Doctor_Peckhaz 2017-04-26
I hear Gloria Jones is available.
n/a holodog 2017-04-26
I think it's inappropriate to make this joke given that the new Furious movie is out this week. Please edit.
n/a TheGreaterTool 2017-04-26
Alex Zanardi
n/a BaggySpandex 2017-04-26
Underrated reference.
n/a WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2017-04-26
Paul Walker can't, he's dead.
n/a PhilliesChamps 2017-04-26
Oh literal WhiskeynPeanutbutter
n/a axeheadroad 2017-04-26
He also wasn't driving the car, his friend was.
n/a Cletus_Van_Dam 2017-04-26
what happened?
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-26
They were all my friends, and they died!
n/a SGFTI 2017-04-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5K4Py1L7mc
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-26
https://youtu.be/Xt5OZJ1LrbQ
dafuq you sendin out dat mug
n/a SGFTI 2017-04-26
Because GWAR covers that song in the video I linked at the end.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-04-26
I was expecting the Jim Carroll band but I'm on board.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-26
that's what I meant too but gwar covered it apparently
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-04-26
Is he going with the hambeast full time or just retiring?
n/a Dennyislife 2017-04-26
Jim said he's been working with burr and amy recently but didn't say what he was leaving to go do.
n/a FoetusCorruptus 2017-04-26
But he's a straight white male, that's not very brave of either one of them.
n/a mcb84 2017-04-26
Why the fuck is he in such demand when the only service he provides is "big guy who drives a car"
n/a OffTheMerchandise 2017-04-26
I think he was basically Jimmy's tour manager. Arranged travel, dealt with venue management.
n/a boofk 2017-04-26
Anymore info on that? Is it on good or bad terms?
n/a i_saw_nothing 2017-04-26
The show has passed him by.
n/a chippersonlyle 2017-04-26
I bet that big amy $$$. Also, Jason Ellis probably doesn't want to spend the extra money to resign Kenny.
n/a vichenleyssister 2017-04-26
Mathew Mcconaughey is available
n/a emitpeels89 2017-04-26
No, no, no, Paul walker and Ryan Dunn can't drive Opie to work.
n/a McGowan9 2017-04-26
James Dean.
n/a DryTeeth 2017-04-26
Hopefully, any middle eastern named Mohammed who has burning hatred for fat breasted American men --- and is willing to meet Allah in the very immediate future.
n/a Toss__Pot 2017-04-26
maybe he'll dust-off the fagblades
n/a turnthemaround 2017-04-26
I hope a cigarette butt gets stuck between the wheels and he falls into an open manhole.
n/a cokevanillazero 2017-04-26
Well that can be interpreted in a few ways
n/a Belchides 2017-04-26
Gregg Tits fired kenny so he rollerblade to work to burn fat.
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-04-26
He'll take a cab like a normal yuman
n/a CookieHaid 2017-04-26
I'm hoping Ryan Dunn will step in.
n/a KazarakOfKar 2017-04-26
Kenny is going full circle, back to Dices entourage.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-04-26
Was shamu in Dice's posse?
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-04-26
Stalker Patti and Lady Di can alternate days.
n/a AnthonyCumio 2017-04-26
Henri Paul.
n/a ObsessiveMuso 2017-04-26
I hope he catches a ride with Vince McMahon and fahkin' blows the fuck up! tsst tsst
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-04-26
Dale Sr, Ayrton Senna...What other dead race car drivers we got!?
n/a Dennyislife 2017-04-26
ME: I FAWKIN LURVE THE SIENNA DOCUMENHTUCHY
n/a hookahreed 2017-04-26
Roland Ratzenberger. Dan Wheldon. Colin McRae(even though that was a helicopter crash).
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-04-26
Corey Lidle
n/a KR1288 2017-04-26
WAS WRONG WIT DA DEAD RIVER WE GOT?!?
n/a thndr87 2017-04-26
Dick Trickle
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-04-26
Unfortunate name, badass ending.
n/a stupidfatbobkelly 2017-04-26
Opie dying in a car crash would be symbolic as fuck considering car crashes signify a lack of humor, in the O&A universe.
n/a Jimandthem 2017-04-26
And also, his Dad
n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-04-26
Geez, you're welcome
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-04-26
/u/I-hate-knickers
I found your mark
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-04-26
Can confilm.
n/a purplepilled2 2017-04-26
im so glad when gold is given out on this sub and it isnt to you
n/a FrancinesToiletBaby 2017-04-26
Some cocksucker here gave me gold on a throwaway line about Vos being stupid. The only happiness I got from it was knowing Knickers didn't get it instead
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-04-26
I got ovel a yeal of gord reft. What you say now? Exactry.
n/a mcb84 2017-04-26
Why does everyone have it in for this sweet asian man?
n/a sherrodbigs 2017-04-26
Maybe Hulk Hogan's son can drive him
also Opie refuses to drive because his father died behind the wheel
n/a AnthonyCumio 2017-04-26
His father was in the back seat actually.
n/a Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2017-04-26
Good.
n/a EYE8OPIE 2017-04-26
Hopefully a suicide bomber
n/a mrwnorris 2017-04-26
He's going to car pool with Howard... but will need to sit behind the divider with Ronnie...
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-04-26
Ronnie will drag him down the road behind them in a little red wagon.
n/a brmlb 2017-04-26
I cant believe Tit needs a driver, doesnt he live 2 blocks away from the Sirius building?
n/a peteykirch 2017-04-26
He needs a ride to go to his brothers crappy restaurant in the heart of Huntington Village
n/a chrissurra 2017-04-26
Maybe his dad can drive him.
n/a JerkStoreJ 2017-04-26
That's an unfortunate suggestion because his dad actually perished in an automobile accident.
n/a rahtin 2017-04-26
Cardiac event behind the wheel, the crash was a consequence of it.
He probably wasn't even allowed to be driving, but if he's anything like his son, he did anyways because he's special.
n/a thatskelp 2017-04-26
I thought that was the joke.
n/a GeMigMat 2017-04-26
Erock
n/a Abarf 2017-04-26
I heard he is taking a ride out to F.H. Rileys in a Vw Rabbit driven by Harry Chapin.
n/a chippersonlyle 2017-04-26
The only thing I ever liked that Kenny did was when he took that goddamn ukalele from that faggot pope bobo and beat him with it when he stood up like he was a celebrity and interrupted Ronnie B.
n/a jofreal 2017-04-26
Imagine Howard, in the twilight of his career, becoming responsible for his personal transport to and fro the Sirius complex.
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-04-26
I'll drive him to work and drive straight into the UN compound shouting Allah Akbar...I'll take one for the team.
n/a dirtyernie23 2017-04-26
So I obviously have missed it because both shows suck my nuts....but doesn't Kenny typically travel with Norton and also Opie? Or did fart breath choose a side?
n/a fuckstartmyheartx 2017-04-26
i laughed