Jim Norton has 48 hours to live. How does he spend his last two days alive?

0  2017-04-26 by bajothehedgehog

Ah peckas

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Complaining about his eggs and gushing over MMA fighters.

With tranny hookers and eating soup

Hot Can? Hot take!

My guess is instead of a suicide note he leaves one last viral video consisting of a 48-hour edging session while watching the sex tape of Bam fucking Opie's kids

Now bam fucked opies kids too? This saga has gotten complex

Reminiscing with all of his creepy celebrity photos, while he listens to "War Pigs" and eats two celery sticks

He'd probably want a pizza or something but; as we know, that's an event that takes months' advanced planning.

chronically masturbating