After a week of binge drinking I just dumped a stream of awful smelling brownish liquid into the toilet, if that can even count as taking a shit. It's more like I sprang a painful leak.
I only noticed because I managed to take a month off before jumping right back in to full blown alcoholism. Solid shits now feel like an accomplishment to me.
Drink more to replenish your fluids. Also, don't leak into the toilet. Do it into a cereal box so it can bind with the fibers and raisins and make your kids healthier when they eat it.
13 comments
n/a Guinness525 2017-04-25
Go away.
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-04-25
you're missing out
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-04-25
After a week of binge drinking I just dumped a stream of awful smelling brownish liquid into the toilet, if that can even count as taking a shit. It's more like I sprang a painful leak.
n/a 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-04-25
But there's the nugget that acts like a cork.
n/a majestik6 2017-04-25
Wait, what, that's NOT normal?
Dammit, that's what I get for binge drinking this entire decade.
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-04-25
I only noticed because I managed to take a month off before jumping right back in to full blown alcoholism. Solid shits now feel like an accomplishment to me.
n/a flip0pilf 2017-04-25
would you say that you rocketed yoo-hoo out of your ass?
n/a timothymodine 2017-04-25
Drink more to replenish your fluids. Also, don't leak into the toilet. Do it into a cereal box so it can bind with the fibers and raisins and make your kids healthier when they eat it.
n/a Hantaviral 2017-04-25
I took the most perfect double tapered shit this morning.
n/a DougmanWGodspeed 2017-04-25
Whose the pitchers in this game?
n/a stupidfatbobkelly 2017-04-25
No, I've never given birth to an African-American child.
n/a Zombied77 2017-04-25
Nope, my body works at 100% efficiency
n/a Billyassman 2017-04-25
Real men make shit,they don't take shit.