This whole trip's 'documentation' with the dumb sliz in half the photos is so transparently overcompensating you'd think Ant was in high school or something, posting a picture of him hoverhanding some cheerleaders or car promo girls. If anything this just reinforces what a queeb he is..
But I suppose it's still cooler than anything the dregs who Ant calls fans have experienced. To them drinking bud lights on a boat with a weird groupie is peak manhood, I guess. We're obviously not the audience for this. Show's passed us by and all that.
You don't think him bragging about his casino winnings and taking photos of himself in a t-shirt and his thieving girlfriend in her bikini on a white trash cruise and uploading them to social media are the actions of a balanced, successful and happy man in his later years?
I mean, isn't that what someone like Blizerian has a corner on? Cumia's audience is fat long island trash who loath making the Jamaica Station change on the LIRR because of the color of the neighborhood.
People like Blizerian and Mcinnis take advatage of manbabies by telling them it's the world's fault that they're losers.
Anthony Cumia is an actual manchild that has a gaming rig setup in his living room, dinosaur statues in his backyard, and spends all of his time shitposting on the internet.
Every manbaby wishes that could one day have the lifestlye that Anthony does, because he essentially still lives like a teenager.
I don't think Bilzerian tells dudes that it's not their fault they're dorks. And McInnes has shit on dudes who play video games heaps and has all these gay faggot videos on how to be a real man and shit.
I wouldn't mind living in a mansion and banging women in their 20's when I'm an old man. Anthony is trying to be like that and even though he hit the lottery he's still continually managing to fuck it all up.
He's happy to have a real female companion to show the world he's into "chicks", but his heart and his heiney craves Sue and her similar interests (video games) and something extra (little, crooked wee wee.)
I'm betting Anth's dad was on some Brokeback Mountain shit when he was playing cowboy in California. The most outspoken anti-gay people are always the biggest faggots.
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n/a Sternacthegreat 2017-04-25
You just know some cabin boy is sticking that while old man Cumia plays with his drone, and gambles away his day.
n/a McGowan9 2017-04-25
I hope said cabin boy is black and Antwan finds out.
n/a Sternacthegreat 2017-04-25
Yes, in a perfect world, he'd look like Adebisi.
n/a McGowan9 2017-04-25
Him or a lanky crackhead with a 14" cock and a missing front tooth.
n/a DeclanGunn 2017-04-25
Clud Med Hendel.
n/a knitro 2017-04-25
This whole trip's 'documentation' with the dumb sliz in half the photos is so transparently overcompensating you'd think Ant was in high school or something, posting a picture of him hoverhanding some cheerleaders or car promo girls. If anything this just reinforces what a queeb he is..
But I suppose it's still cooler than anything the dregs who Ant calls fans have experienced. To them drinking bud lights on a boat with a weird groupie is peak manhood, I guess. We're obviously not the audience for this. Show's passed us by and all that.
n/a McGowan9 2017-04-25
You don't think him bragging about his casino winnings and taking photos of himself in a t-shirt and his thieving girlfriend in her bikini on a white trash cruise and uploading them to social media are the actions of a balanced, successful and happy man in his later years?
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-04-25
No he lacist pedofire
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-04-25
Ant is a shining beacon of hope for every manchild
n/a knitro 2017-04-25
I mean, isn't that what someone like Blizerian has a corner on? Cumia's audience is fat long island trash who loath making the Jamaica Station change on the LIRR because of the color of the neighborhood.
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-04-25
People like Blizerian and Mcinnis take advatage of manbabies by telling them it's the world's fault that they're losers.
Anthony Cumia is an actual manchild that has a gaming rig setup in his living room, dinosaur statues in his backyard, and spends all of his time shitposting on the internet.
Every manbaby wishes that could one day have the lifestlye that Anthony does, because he essentially still lives like a teenager.
n/a frrunkis 2017-04-25
I don't think Bilzerian tells dudes that it's not their fault they're dorks. And McInnes has shit on dudes who play video games heaps and has all these gay faggot videos on how to be a real man and shit.
I wouldn't mind living in a mansion and banging women in their 20's when I'm an old man. Anthony is trying to be like that and even though he hit the lottery he's still continually managing to fuck it all up.
n/a HiddenVallas 2017-04-25
It's been mentioned in other posts that these two have a prior history. I'd like to know what this history consists of.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-04-25
Yeah this is really fucking embarrassing.
n/a SWIMsfriend 2017-04-25
you mean like Doug Stanhope did a year ago and we all praised him for?
n/a davit82013 2017-04-25
No no. He drinks whiskey and doesn't bang a schizophrenic vegetable. Guy just doesn't care.
n/a aprosbro 2017-04-25
It's all smiles now, passive aggressively not filling your cialis prescription and getting whiskey dick by 7pm later.
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-04-25
When did Sue go blonde?
n/a McGowan9 2017-04-25
He's happy to have a real female companion to show the world he's into "chicks", but his heart and his heiney craves Sue and her similar interests (video games) and something extra (little, crooked wee wee.)
n/a WoopEmGangbangStyle 2017-04-25
Whoooooaaaaa nice ass!
n/a stupidfatbobkelly 2017-04-25
I'm betting Anth's dad was on some Brokeback Mountain shit when he was playing cowboy in California. The most outspoken anti-gay people are always the biggest faggots.
n/a Mrfinley 2017-04-25
Where's her ass? I guess his taste in ass is stuck in the seventies like his taste in tv programs.
n/a Uboat1940 2017-04-25
Yet another young crazy dummy who Ant will have yet another shallow/sad relationship with. And yes, "snare drum ass"...it will once again end badly.
n/a jofreal 2017-04-25
Anthony is so F-ing awesome! The rich fulfillment of his life has greater depth than the ocean he's currently gallivanting on!
n/a frrunkis 2017-04-25
How did she steal from him? I haven't heard about that yet
n/a piggyboi 2017-04-25
Which Nightmare on Elm Street is that pic from?
n/a McGowan9 2017-04-25
Him or a lanky crackhead with a 14" cock and a missing front tooth.
n/a DeclanGunn 2017-04-25
Clud Med Hendel.