How to form a successful tribute band and quit your day job

5  2017-04-25 by snargfursk

http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/how-to-form-a-successful-tribute-band-and-quit-your-day-job-447177

Notice how quickly José makes sure to mention his military service, because it's the only thing in his life he can be remotely proud of.

Even more importantly, friends, having a multi-millionaire brother who gives you 5k a month in allowance is conspicuously left out.

4 comments

What job did he quit? He was unemployed as far back as 1994 because that's why he had the time to pester Opie when Anthony was working.

Dealing drugs and smashing women's skulls with frying pans. He quit because there was no employer-matched 401k or dental.

Step 1: have your rich brother pay for everything. Step 2: there are no more steps.

Lmfao look at that shitty Explorer knockoff Kidspit had to buy.