Kinda like the old bag that works in the office who says she's glad nobody likes her because it means she's doing her job well. Yup, everything's going great. Coping mechanisms...
That's half of my Facebook feed:
40-something women who are single, complain that they haven't caught a dick in months, while posting selfies with their dogs.
That's half of my Facebook feed:
40-something women who are single, complain that they haven't caught a dick in months, while posting selfies with their dogs.
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n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-04-25
You know someone isn't having a great time when they have to tell you they're having a great time
n/a Bluesmoky 2017-04-25
Kinda like the old bag that works in the office who says she's glad nobody likes her because it means she's doing her job well. Yup, everything's going great. Coping mechanisms...
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-04-25
Or the old bag who, after a lifetime of pushing people away, tells herself that dogs are better than people, mistaking Fido's hunger for actual love.
n/a majestik6 2017-04-25
That's half of my Facebook feed: 40-something women who are single, complain that they haven't caught a dick in months, while posting selfies with their dogs.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-04-25
Or the old bag who got in a rage after people discovered he had sex with a transsexual
n/a lispychicken 2017-04-25
"I dont care what people think of me".. said by someone who was never asked that exact question. They are always real life zeroes
n/a zenicaone 2017-04-25
YOU ARE WRONG. RIGHT NOW I AM HAVING AMAZING TIME, JUST LIKE ANTWAN, AND I AM HERE JUST CHECK WHAT YOU FAGGOTS ARE DOING.
IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE THESE CHICKS I HAVE HERE WITH ME. OK SEE YOU LATER LOSERS.
BTW - YOU HAVE NO AFFECT ON MY LIFE WHATSOEVER.
n/a AnthonyCumio 2017-04-25
FUCK YOU I AM HAVING A GREAT FUCKING TIME, FAM. I LOVE LOVE LOVE HAIRLESS COCKS AND HAIRY NIPPLES.
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-04-25
https://youtu.be/zDAmPIq29ro
n/a WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2017-04-25
What comedy show is this geriatric fuck bumbling about??
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-04-25
He's going to see Yakov Smirnoff on the main deck this afternoon. He's pumped.
n/a crookedmile 2017-04-25
egetable medley? What a country!!
n/a verdunkelt 2017-04-25
R E A L S I L V E R W A R E
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-04-25
Linen napkins! Refreshing water!
n/a TacoTrots 2017-04-25
MAGNETIC TRAYS!
HOW DO THEY WORK?
n/a I_Am_No_One_Special 2017-04-25
"At Yakov's Dinner Adventure, we actually have soup in bowls so you dont have to get it ladled scalding hot into your cupped hands!"
n/a RabboRibbo 2017-04-25
Yakov is above cruises. He had a great WTF episode in case you missed it https://youtu.be/ccQAHpJPq8M?t=12m1s
n/a I_Am_No_One_Special 2017-04-25
You sure about that, mate?
n/a lemskroob 2017-04-25
likely a "boat act", or, what Jimmy will be doing once J&S gets canned.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-04-25
You know, I'd pay to see him make tranny fucking jokes to a room of 70 year olds. He should do that for his version of The Day The Laughter Died.
n/a That70smoke 2017-04-25
I recently listened to that after a recommendation on the JRE. That was a pretty fucking good comedy album.
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-04-25
OUR!!! BACK!!! GET IT?!?!
n/a That70smoke 2017-04-25
I recently listened to that after a recommendation on the JRE. That was a pretty fucking good comedy album.
n/a Mud- 2017-04-25
Ol Georgie over there should be brained with a tire iron.
n/a hoohootellemkeith 2017-04-25
tss a Mcintyre iron or sumthin
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-25
I think Tran doth protest too much.
shakespearean yuma.
n/a _snoop_ 2017-04-25
To thine own peckah be true, or some shiznit.
n/a pithypariah 2017-04-25
Yeah, tsss, like "Eat me too Brute' " ya piece uh gahbage.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-25
2 b or not 2 b?? I dont give a fawk!!
n/a Opesterino 2017-04-25
2U
n/a PracticeRyan 2017-04-25
2 bees? YEAH, or 2 wasps!
n/a DryTeeth 2017-04-25
Why is "comedy" in quotes?
n/a Icon_Crash 2017-04-25
Have you ever seen a boat comedian?
n/a late_50s_why 2017-04-25
Pig gay oinkerson?
n/a Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-04-25
Though boat-like in size, that man would never float with all those Hot Topic accessories.
n/a strappingyoungladdie 2017-04-25
Haha he's always so defensive. He's turning into opie.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-04-25
And he's got that BroJoe Tunisian internet stupidity gene.
I want someone to quantify the stupid of both tits and ant for comparison's sake.
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-04-25
I thought about putting a /sniff at the end of the title because this is textbook Opie behavior.
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-04-25
He forgot to mention that he's also making more money now at his podcast hobby than when he was employed at Sirius.
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-04-25
this guy is a real trip.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-04-25
Totally thought this was an Opie tweet about his show
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-04-25
If there's one thing I do when I'm having a great time, it's obsessively check Twitter.
n/a TacolasCage 2017-04-25
He had to Photoshop Marion out of the photo and replace her with some bruised white trash teen.
n/a Billyassman 2017-04-25
Sad little fella.
n/a majestik6 2017-04-25
That's half of my Facebook feed: 40-something women who are single, complain that they haven't caught a dick in months, while posting selfies with their dogs.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-04-25
Or the old bag who got in a rage after people discovered he had sex with a transsexual