Dear Trandpa

78  2017-04-25 by cbanks420lol

30 comments

He will never forgive this sub for ruining that relationship!

Now that I think about that's probably why he's so angry at this place.

who wouldn't be?

It had to of stung when she said she liked us and we're funny.

And when she penetrated him.

IN HIS BUTTHOLE

WITH HER DICK

You bet it was, fam.

Sues cock is like a half a pinky tho.

Ants asshole is all knotted and scrunched up like dried fruit

They shrink the longer you're on estrogen. It might have been more girthy than when Ant plucked her up

You wouldn't be?

In retrospect, I feel kind of bad about it. Sue seems like the cool kinda guy with whom you'd like to have a beer. I think she was the one for Anthony and we frigged it all up.

Do you think she sucked his dick? Or he sucked her?

69

69 really should be reserved for two pecka-havers. 68 should be the man and woman.

That is goddamned genius.

or if you are with an n-person 65.4

see because 5.4 is 3/5 of 9

Two-peckah 69 is the only way to go. You fags don't know what you're missing

With a full mouth, he bargained it to be a clit.

Dear Trandpa...

The tits you bought don't sag.

Dear Trandpa...

Dad still thinks you're a pissy-eyed feeeiiiiiiiiiigggg!

Meeting in hotels, sending Miss You Tweets, taking turns at topping in between the sheets, Deeeaaarrrrr Trandpa...

Aren't you sad she went away?

Forgot the final line to make yours a couplet:

"And, by the way, dad, I'm gaaaaayyyyy"

It's to the tune of "Dear Prudence"! The Beatles! Not Sabbath, you twelve year old!

"hey, also I'm a little short on rent this month"

no way dude. she could sell that bhole for top dollar.

These hookers are always broke. No matter how much they can sell their ass for.

What's your new twitter?

My bae is over here now fam: https://twitter.com/Sue_Lightning

I would like to see if I could push her tits up into her shoulders and make her into a DragonBall z villain

tfw you will never receive a tweet like the from Sue Lightning. Why live

sums it so simple why young people r so dumb. had to put that on public and not DM. The dividends paid to this sub over that are astronomical

It was a passive aggressive way of saying "pay my rent or I'll out you"

Your fan base would have had a field day.

Now that I think about that's probably why he's so angry at this place.

IN HIS BUTTHOLE

In retrospect, I feel kind of bad about it. Sue seems like the cool kinda guy with whom you'd like to have a beer. I think she was the one for Anthony and we frigged it all up.

Sues cock is like a half a pinky tho.