While visiting my parents at Myrtle Beach last year, my mom wa ted to try that Wahlburgers. We went to the new one down there and it was fucking terrible. The burgers had no flavor, the meat looked like this pre made patties you can get at Sams Club and it was almost $20 for a burger. Spent almost $150 on a bunch of bullshit.

Great people

LOL I remember that story too! Marky's a funny dude! Always up to this shenanigans with his pals.

Let's not forget it wasn't isolated to just once incident. Young Wahlberg and his friends were always pranking people.

As they were walking, defendants Michael Guilfoyle, Derek Furkart, Mark Wahlberg, and another white male began to follow them on bicycles. One of the defendants said to the Colemans, "We don't like black niggers in the neighborhood so get the fuck away from the area." The group of white males then chased the Colemans, using their mopeds. During the chase, the group of white males yelled, "Kill the nigger, kill the nigger," and each threw a rock at the Coleman brothers and sister.

Wtf I love Boston now

HAHA, I like Mark Wallberg now.

The most embarrassing thing Marky has ever said is something like, "if I was on those planes [on 9/11] it wouldn't have hit the towers"

His friends were the Funky Bunch. Get your facts straight.

I read this asshole opened one up on LI as if the fatsos on LI needed another burger joint.

But sir, you're mistaken. I am not a fatso.

You sound like you'd go over well on Bennington. Always make sure to try the vanilla ice cream...

Fucking food nonsense.

You really thought Mark made some funky fresh burgers?

You must've had a bad chef then. I went there and it was surprisingly good. Their fries aren't bad either. It was pricey though.

I thought I got their BBQ burger or something.

Jesus Christ Mahk! Put some shine on her.

Why does he have hair like a Stangle wig now?

100% certain that a stylist does that shaggy don't give a fuck look for him on set so that not everybody in their fake Everyman work-a-day setup looks like what they are: Calvin Klein models.

She looks like a wet sewer rat.

It's his old Eddie Adams hair.

Mark Wahlberg has a show? Does he go around throwing rocks at black kids and beating the shit out of homeless Asians?

I. Relieve you're looking for Antwanee Curisimo's periscope.

Episode four: Mark opens abortion clinic in Harlem called "Niggers only."

Ohhhh

Pats = New England Patriots

So sad to see a Boston mick in those horrible Spanish style mansions in LA. It's just wrong.

Also, plugs are fucking incredible these days. Wahlberg was Ant level thin a while back now you'd never know.

She looks like a tranny

That woman's personality turned my dick into a clit.

Wait! Are you saying that "reality tv" is actually staged, and is essentially forced situations with stupid people improvising on camera?

This might be the most boring thing i have ever seen in my life