Hot Take: Artie has owned that corduroy jacket for at least 11 years. Bonus rumor: the stain is his suicide blood.

14  2017-04-25 by dahnk_u_muhnk

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It's really an all purpose jacket, he sleeps in it too.

It's also his favourite stabbing jacket.

He borrowed it from Patton Oswalt.

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YESSSSS, how'd your parents die grrr

I love Artie but my god he really does look like shit these days.

clearly not the same jacket, but ok

He just needs to dye his hair to some shade of soy sauce and cut it short, and he'd like 75% less like he's dying.

Also, spend 15 minutes outside a day.

Those are different jackets.

Fucking hell man, it's not gay to care about how you look just a little.

Can someone call his mommy,this child can't even dress himself.