He'll be fine with all of the "part of the show" stuff. He just didn't want to write some piece of shit article in hours to be ripped apart on air. That'd be like Jim saying "I'm going to be a comedian" and saying "Ok over the weekend, write a 20 minute set, itll be good."

The only reason Jim and Sam were so annoyed is because they know the show sucks. If it had a lot going on they wouldn't so desperately need to mock staff members whom are leaving. Peckahs

They're mad because he didn't do what they told him. He didn't do it because it was a stupid task to begin with. Nothing to see here, folks.

Writing a article about a show is hardly the same as eating shot though is it

Good.

Let's be honest. What David, Creampie and Pat Duffy did on the show was the peak of there abilities.

Umm, I guess you didn't hear about all of David's great work with the paperwork project.

their, you fucking neanderthal.

Good point. You win the argument.

Fixed it 4 u

And yet you gloss right over 'peek', you cave-dwelling shit-hurler

Nevertheless you pardon the omission of an Oxford comma, you Opified uncouth dunce.

Perchance he was following the AP style guide.

No need to bring Sherrbonics into the fray.

i remember i posted a trollish comment about opie on whackbag.com in like 2006 that anthony responded to personally and told me to call in about. I did the next day and they took the call and opie read it on the air and pretended it didn't hurt his feelings. They invited me to the studio on the air and said something about having the balls to say it to their faces or something like that. I emailed SteveC and he said he said yes, he would get me in the studio if i wanted to come up. it would be a few hours drive but it was doable, even tempting. It took me about 5 minutes to realize I would eventually get doxxed, the pest army would rip me open regardless of if they thought i was funny or not, and it would haunt me online for the rest of my adult life. I wonder about the mental health toll these people involved with with this shit deal with and how much they regret getting involved.

Yes but they made Scorch an A-list Hollywood actor.

In fairness, even without O&A, Intern David the robotic autist would've probably ended up bagging groceries or entering numbers into spreadsheets for a living, at best. Same can be said for Cream Pie Jones, who is too fucking retarded for any career other than manual labor.

Pat Duffy, on the other hand, could've probably held a good job, but its pretty inevitable that sometime in the future, he's gonna go into a rage blackout, murder someone, and get sentenced to life in jail. If I was a betting man, I'd put money on him eventually becoming a higher-up in a white supremacist prison gang.

True, but he also acted like a frightened little sissy about it too. So fuck him.

Pat Duffy brushed his teeth with dog shit for attention. I don't think thy could have helped him if they tried.

He also let an obese diabetic vomit gallons of eggnog into his open mouth. Hilarious, but tough sell on a job application.

It shows he's willing to go above and beyond.

Okay, good point

Dont blame O&A for the show losing Intern David, I have it on good authority that David seperated from the show after being cornered by then intern Sam Roberts who said, quote: "I'm going to Stone Cold Stunner you into an oven".