I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
0 2017-04-24 by [deleted]
I just wanted to share with you haters that I now have my own girlfriend!!!!
Her name is Destiny. She's 23 and has 2 kids!! I saw her last night at her work for about 2 hours. I only had $40 so I didn't get a ton of dances from her, but she sat on my lap a lot...which is a great sign! I haven't officially asked her to be exclusive, it's kind of a loose thing, but she probably gets it. Soooo...yeah. i did ask her to dinner, but she said with nursing school and watching the tv show love and hip hop, that she's pretty busy, BUT she said I can literally come see her ANY time I want at her work!!!!
Hooooooray!!!
SUCK IT, BITCHES!!!
17 comments
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-04-24
good work. if you see her being flirtatious with anyone else you should rape and kill her
n/a VigoTheCarpethian 2017-04-24
I second this, done be a cuck.
n/a 837383737373737373 2017-04-24
Not my preferred order, but I hear you...
n/a Lady_Dis_Liver 2017-04-24
No need to brag.
n/a Tyler9258 2017-04-24
Next time someone talks shit about you, use the Anthony Cumia defense and remind everyone you're hanging out with a girl... that'll get them good
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-04-24
dont forget to always buy her things you lucky devil!! congrats brah! now go slay some poon you son of a bitch
n/a 837383737373737373 2017-04-24
She did mention she needs a car.
n/a BrianGilgoresDJ 2017-04-24
This sounds an awful lot like an episode of South Park I saw once
n/a 837383737373737373 2017-04-24
It felt like it too :(
On the real though (that's how I talk, I'm from the streets) she was very hot and did tell me her favorite movie was The Fox And The Hound and said she can't go on a date with me because she just got out of a 5 year relationship. She also just moved back in with her parents and is going to nursing school. I've gotten numbers and taken these women home before. i'll get her.
I'll get a photo of her tonight and you guys can tell me what's physically wrong with her. It's not good to live 0.5 miles from a strip club.
n/a 837383737373737373 2017-04-24
Does it?
n/a SWIMsfriend 2017-04-24
these fucking mods allow this post but won't let /u/louie-ck to post here?
and then there is a 48 hour limit for some bullshit reason here
n/a 837383737373737373 2017-04-24
k
n/a [deleted] 2017-04-24
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n/a darklydreamingdayln 2017-04-24
You two wanna make some money?
n/a CockPoopExpress 2017-04-24
My friend married a stripper and had a "Pimps and Hos"-themed wedding. He later found out she was fucking her boss after they married when reading through the lawsuit for sexual harrassment she brought against the club. They're still together.
n/a scarletknight2 2017-04-24
Theres a guardrail behind the establishment that you would like to introduce her too.
she was a whoara
n/a VigoTheCarpethian 2017-04-24
I second this, done be a cuck.
n/a 837383737373737373 2017-04-24
She did mention she needs a car.
n/a 837383737373737373 2017-04-24
Not my preferred order, but I hear you...