Just take a shower, lose some weight and lower your standards. Seriously Ive seen fucked up people in relationships.

There is someone out there as messed up as you are.

All of my relationships end in toxic bitter messes.

I don't know if it's me or if all women are just the same. I'm gonna say it's the women.

its you

Stop using women to define your happiness, you peesa gahbage. People get fucked in the head when they equate the attainment of pussy with success. You don't need them. Enjoy your life and if a decent one wants to come along for the ride, great. Or hang yourself. Peckas.

This is great advice

Particularly this bit

Or hang yourself.

Well that's really the only choice anyone needs to make right? Either quit being such a faggot or hang yourself.

Go post in r/depression faggot. This isnt a self help sub thats going to dedicate time to helping you be less socially retarded.

sort of a tough love approach, I like it

This is great advice

play video games and stay up all night drinking and going on twitter rants. Also, shoot alot of guns. Thats just me though

Go Gay! It's hip, it's trendy, it's 2017. Hell, I'm willing to wager if you get "fabulous" there's a few lads in this very sub that would have a go. All you need is a wig and a few candid selfies, you'll be invited to all the rad parties at the Compound in no time.

We lads are very particular about our femboys, so I doubt he'd make the cut.

But op, if you're interested, you must be sub-120lbs, possess a feminine body/facial structure, hairless, submissive and grateful.

And a good wig

Hey now, I happen to know that 99.9% of this sub are physically repulsive, mentally disabled, and plagued with substance abuse problems. I'm certain if he acquires an affordable and semi clean mop, he can throw it up on the old noggin and someone in here will be drunk enough by 8PM (me) to give him all 2.8 inches.

Some of us are beautiful monsters though.

Are you for real gay? If so, cut the booze for awhile and use the money to hop on steroids. If your going to abuse substances, at least make your addiction work for you

Oh literal, nigforagua.

Some of us are beautiful monsters though.

Are you for real gay? If so, cut the booze for awhile and use the money to hop on steroids. If your going to abuse substances, at least make your addiction work for you

What up!

This the worst possible place you could have posted this. Everyone here is fucked up, but the key is never to address it. At least not here.

I think most people these days feel lonely.

If you are conscious you must be depressed, or at least cynical.

It's never fucking worth it. If you're not crazy about the whores because they're whores, there's plenty of free ones on dating sites these days. That'd be the way to go.

It sounds like most of the women you meet are women.

Just whatever you do don't marry a fatty

Sounds like depression or some other issues, most likely caused by Opie.

"Hard 7 " im a "hard 4""

If I use the pump first I get to 3, maybe 3.5.

Volunteer at the special Olympics. You'll either seem not as retarded by comparison or you could start dating a tight downs chick

the special Olympics are in my home city this summer. I'm so fucking excited for mongfest

Did I write this?! It's exactly the same for me, except for the "hard 7" part.

First of all, you're not a hard 7. You're a 4. Maybe. Second of all, take this gay shit out of this sub. The fact that you said "forever alone" means you're a reddit queer who thinks this website is cute and charming. It isn't, and neither are you. The women you meet are normal, and like normal dumb stuff, but you think you're better than them because you took the amazingly original stance of hating the Kardashians and then feeling moral superiority about that. Similar taste in pop culture is not what makes a foundation for a relationship, stupid. My advice is kill yourself. Peckas.

The Forever Alone meme is as old as the crust on your granny's cunt.

I'm similar. I'm actually pretty good looking and have learned how to give off the impression of being a nice, stable guy, so I get a lot of initial interest from women - but it doesn't take them long to see that behind the facade I'm an alcoholic basket case. So I've pretty much stopped trying. Actually, I'm such a loner by nature that after I get off work I usually want as little to do with other human beings as possible, so it doesn't really bother me. I was a really weird, solitary kid, spending most of my time reading or practicing my piano (I had dreams of being a concert pianist at one time), and I don't think I ever really developed the interpersonal skills necessary to be a good friend or romantic partner. And I'm cool with that.

Did your momma not give you any toys to play with, when you was young?

By 2030 we'll have artificial intelligence and you can buy an A.I. bot, or you can live in a virtual world and have a pretend life so if you hold out til then you should be fine.

Most women in their early to mid 20's tend to like fleeting relationships, they'll bounce from guy to guy and if you're not willing to deal with that then don't target that age range. Unfortunately, it just so happens that as women get older they become much more stable (in my experience) but it's hard settling down with someone that's older, especially if you have kids in mind. So it's a bit of a challenge.

Nothing thing wrong with dating girls into "mainstream crap" they're usually the hottest of the bunch, the last girl I was fucking loved the Kardasians & Amy Schumer but I could care less because she was hot & I had no intention of sticking around long. Besides, do you really want a girl who 100% shares your sense of humor? I can't imagine finding a female attractive who thought this O&A sub was her cup of tea.

Don't think about it in terms of "game" the way you see it defined. I know some really nice but poor, misguided people that buy into shit like looking for fashion advice online, "how to talk to women"....its so autistic and awful that I dont eve hate them for it Im just frustrated for them being so stupid. If youve existed this long and you havent just sorta figured it out here and there, you just stink, and following a step by step guide written for people like you is just gonna make it worse

1. Meditate 30+ minutes a day. Samatha meditation is good.
2. Watch/listen to self confidence hypnosis on youtube.
3. Do some excercise everdyday + drink green tea.
4. Read about and practice forgiveness.
5. Try to watch less porn.
6. Don't give a shit about what people think, it really is irrelevant to being happy or a good person.

• once you've done that for a year, kill yourself.

Try gardening. You'll find satisfaction in watching your plants thrive and grow under your watchful care.

Lower your standards. It's that easy. If you're a 7, stop trying to get 9's. Go for 4's and work your way up. Practice fucking and talking to ugly women you don't respect and you'll turn out fine.