This bitch I met last night is laying in bed next to me snoring.

0  2017-04-23 by HiddenVallas

I'm grossed out.

EDIT: and her dog pissed on the bed.

18 comments

n/a  PauxFas 2017-04-23

Jerk off in her hair

n/a  HiddenVallas 2017-04-23

Cum again, within 8 hours of my last nut? I'm not superhuman.

n/a  CoyoteeBongwater 2017-04-23

Balls needs 20 minutes to refuel, what kinda childhood did you have where you didnt scientifically discover this?

n/a  Cold-in-the-D 2017-04-23

D'jah fuck'er?

n/a  JeremyACrosby 2017-04-23

so you finally met your birth mother, congrats.

n/a  lifeobenreilly 2017-04-23

Bulldogs do that, stupid. Read a fawkin' book!

n/a  TheNigIsUp 2017-04-23

Sweet humble brag bro.

n/a  Hantaviral 2017-04-23

Give her another roofy and go to brunch

n/a  RealTonySchiavone 2017-04-23

That's why I always kick strange bitches out of bed when we're done (or I split if it's their place).

n/a  HiddenVallas 2017-04-23

I had to dig through her bag for my car keys to bounce and she had a tub of antacids in it.

n/a  1073WAAF 2017-04-23

Put a sock in her mouth. I learned it from the movie Problem Child 2.

n/a  it_tastes_like_aids 2017-04-23

That was on HBO the other night. The lemonade scene is great. Tangy!

n/a  salmon_fillet 2017-04-23

post pics of your cock on her forehead you faggot

n/a  GullibleGilbert 2017-04-23

Snap a picture and show us what a model u landed

n/a  HiddenVallas 2017-04-23

I can't front, o' girl is definitely a little bit on the plump side.

n/a  xaway3 2017-04-23

Wake her up with some Jimmy Dean SOSITCH

n/a  Billyassman 2017-04-23

You spelled man wrong.

n/a  deanthecleanmachine 2017-04-23

stick it in her mouth until she cant breathe and wakes up. Surprise!

n/a  clownshoes2 2017-04-23

Pics or it didn't happen