What was Brother Joe's rank in the Army?

5  2017-04-23 by it_tastes_like_aids

A couple days ago he posted a picture of himself in an army uniform and mentioned he was in airborne. What was coattails rank in the army?

27 comments

n/a  PhilipMarma 2017-04-23

He was a chief petty sous chef.

n/a  it_tastes_like_aids 2017-04-23

Joe "Casey Ryback" Cumia

n/a  PhilipMarma 2017-04-23

Haha! He wishes he had those moves.

n/a  CasinoIndian 2017-04-23

A lowly lowly tribute band.

n/a  holodog 2017-04-23

I bet he fantasizes about playing some wedding gig where terrorists attack and he becomes a one-man killing machine.

n/a  PhilipMarma 2017-04-23

Akido Joe: Out for Just Spit.

n/a  lifeobenreilly 2017-04-23

Under Siege 3: Just Snowflakes 2U

n/a  3stepsbackward 2017-04-23

Fluffer.

n/a  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-04-23

Faggot

n/a  NumeroOtto 2017-04-23

private fist class moocher

n/a  leroidianhaus 2017-04-23

Staff Sergeant.

n/a  DaveNone 2017-04-23

Private No Class.

Seriously though I don't think he was in a combat arm of the Airborne. He probably cleaned toilets, peeled potatoes and served meals.

n/a  lifeobenreilly 2017-04-23

Gomer Pyle was more of a badass than Joe in the armed services.

And twice as manly.

n/a  Fart_Parfait 2017-04-23

Well goll-leee

n/a  lifeobenreilly 2017-04-23

When Sue pulled down her pants, Anthony just said "Shazam!"

n/a  ElectricHellKnight 2017-04-23

He was a Loogietenant... Tss...

n/a  SWIMsfriend 2017-04-23

you have got to be fucking me. biggest case of stolen valor ever

n/a  Nulltor 2017-04-23

He was a potato peeler who served with distinction and honor. He received a medal for getting baked lasagna off a pan.

n/a  it_tastes_like_aids 2017-04-23

I bet when Joe goes to restaurants he pulls the veteran card to try and get free meals.

n/a  WoopEmGangbangStyle 2017-04-23

Admiral "checks his piss hole for pre-cum while shitting" Cumia

n/a  duranfarbissina 2017-04-23

he's... getting paid like a biker with the best crank, spray it like a high rank sniper in the west bank

n/a  Cold-in-the-D 2017-04-23

Joe join the army to go to foreign lands, bomb them and milk all the spit from the local children.

Kinda how the ww2 soviet soldiers had 5-6 watches on each hand Joe would have jars of spit

n/a  I_Am_No_One_Special 2017-04-23

Major pain in the ass.

n/a  Marmalade-Hat 2017-04-23

He was a saucier.

n/a  zenicaone 2017-04-23

Barrel boy (?)

n/a  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-04-23

Minister of Morons.

n/a  FilipinoTransHookers 2017-04-23

Spittoon leader.