What do i do?

19  2017-04-22 by verdunkelt

I'm visiting my girlfriend at her uni campus and one of her classmates is in the studio, and I noticed she had an O&A clip on her screen and was listening as she was working.

How do I explain to my girlfriend that her classmate is a complete and total degenerate?

30 comments

Drop the zero and get with the hero, bruh.

Surely you're going to fuck this burden, right?

Stick it right in her shitter just like that real nigga Bobo

Right in her white trash shitter

Start dropping a Chip roll into the conversation and see if you get a response. It works like a dog whistle.

Tss why not a cat whistle or sumpthin

Good one you piece ah g!

introduce yourself if you havent already in a "wacky" way. "oh you're such and such" or if you already know her name "so whats goin on with you" and add "talk at meee" like Chip.

Don't engage in a conversation about O&A though, that will bring nothing but misery for all parties involved. O&A fans being degenerates is obvious to O&A fans but nobody else and if you try to explain you feel like a loser before you're done.

Go mingle.

oh look another one of those i live around o&a garbage but talk shit about o&a non stop posts..

ME: That's the bit

306d - that tude ain't gonna get your dick wet with the classmate. Take notes if you can't keep up.

take notes on what a bunch of truck drivers and construction workers on reddit who can't resist what they non-stop trash?

Exactly ... the whole concept behind domestic violence!

What's a uni?

tss dasliek sex wif U n I or sumthin, get dat pecka all jewsee

(versity)

Americans don't call it that.

Us folk from the north do

No you don't.

how cute. You're worth, like, 2/3rds of a person.

You don't know the full reason why she had that clip up. She could be taking a Criminology class and they're on the subject of pedophilia.

or substance abuse. or domestic violence. or gun control. or child trafficking. or transgender relationships. or welfare families.

Really, O&A is great source material.

O&A really are human garbage.

Fake news.

Does the roommate have a new ipad and a penis?

hmm this is a tough one friend ... but i see only one way out of this. Rape & kill both of them.

Write a message on a cake then stomp on it.

which clip?

Wasn't able to catch the title because it would have been too obvious I was eyeing her screen, but it was one of the clips with an image of Ant drinking a beer in the centre with Jim and Opie on either side.

Go back and demand to see her computer, and then look at her YouTube clip history.

You'll have way more in common with the O&A chick. She'll have a twisted sense of humor, and probably a total savage in the bedroom. Do it to it.

If I met a girl who listened to O&A clips on youtube, and she was at least a 5, I'd try and wrangle a date with her.

Odds are she was just listening to the episodes with Louis CK though.

She's a 3 and a middle aged divorcee.

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