The fact that this fuck performs like this makes me infuriated

27  2017-04-21 by JMueller2012

33 comments

"Dude, I'm fat, get it?"

Who is this, and why do I get the feeling that at the end of his show he smells like spoiled ham drippings?

Mitch Hedberg

Did you ever hear his story about the Russian Mob?

Did his family and Opie's butt heads?

THE MAACHINE (cue long, high-pitched laugh)

It was a slightly above average story

When your beer gut is exerting that amount of pressure on your belt you should probably switch over to liquor and diet cokes for a while

And why is he wearing a fucking belt to begin with? He probably had to cut those pants off

If you're not funny, just be loud and have a gimmick.

How whacky he has no shirt on

Bert fucking sucks, but he gets points for making Doug Benson have a meltdown by being a drunken boor on Benson's shitty podcast

Link?

By far his career highlight. Drunkenly bringing 100 burgers to a live show is better than any credit he has, or will ever have.

Yeah he's fat, gross and derivative but at least he tells jokes and doesn't just read his Twitter feed

Bro he parties

He is East Side Dave without the talent.

Fraud

Bert is brilliant.

Compared to a rock

Why?

Shut up

Wow, Amy Schumer is really looking better these days.

I'll never forget burr being so disgusted by him and saying

"ugh, you wear sandals?"

What's that from?

the election event with joe rogan

A low-point for Legion of Skanks was when they had Bert on. He's one of those guys who is clearly a very nice dude but is just a flat-out bore when it comes to podcasts. His stories suck, and he's kind of a faggot.

Also, the part where he and the Skanks started unironically agreeing that removing your shirt in public as a wall of blubber is actually brave made me want to puke.

Remember when him and Tom Segura were having a weight loss challenge and Ari bet on Bert and then Tom won, and Rogan thought the whole thing was the funniest fucking thing on earth besides a good Joey Diaz rant? Fawkin' hilarious

lol @ "makes me infuriated"...

Ok kid

You can just say furious.

I like being retarded ok